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[Helmaroc]

Granted. Now you have to do German.

I wish that Cantr II would play faster so I don't have to wait 3 days to travel across a field.

[Wooty]

Granted. The game runs so fast that you immediately travel across the field without any waiting time. You go to eat dinner, and by the time you get back, there has been a revolution in Blojt and the entire known world has been stripped of its natural rescources and your characters items stolen and a shopping mall built around your character. The currency you were carrying has already become obsolete. You grow old and die in two minutes.

I wish Cantr II would run....EVEN SLOWER!

*Sidetrack* I find that with games that are slow paced with the option of creating many characters, if the game speeds up too much it quickly gets boring. I still play urban dead from time to time, but Nexuswar (X4 faster) I got bored of in a month, and it had more content, more RP, and a better playerbase. I still wish UD would speed up though
 

[ January 20, 2008: Message edited by: Wooty ]

[Helmaroc]

Granted. Cantr II runs so slow that in one Earth year, ten seconds pass in Cantr time. After 10 years and 100 seconds you get bored and stop playing.

I wish I wouldn't always end up on the same island in Cantr (for the record: the one with Blojt and Olipifirovash).

[Wooty]

Granted. You now end up on the island with the town of Ysorrlziveies. Never heard of Ysorrlziveis? Well, it's a bit far away, actually. Rather far away...
You'd better start walking.

I wish the verification process for Cantr wouldn't take so long. How much time does it take to decide "Wooty" and "Jim" aren't obsence sins against God?

[Helmaroc]

Granted. Now it goes so fast that it ignores obscene sins against God. Cantr II is filled with criminals and spam.

I wish that people wouldn't ignore me on Cantr.

[Wooty]

Suddenly, everyone in Cantr talks to you. Constantly. You stop playing the game for a few weeks in hopes they stop spamming you. Then the emails start. Then they begin camping out on you lawn. You can't run, you can't hide...

I wish that I owned teh intertubes.

[PTTG??]

quote:Originally posted by Wooty:
<STRONG>
I wish that I owned teh intertubes.</STRONG>

Granted. Now, whenever viacom realizes that there is a reflection of a TV showing a brief flicker of a commercial for a show that they have on a YouTube Video, they send the lawyers after you. But, you have great connection speed!

I wish that I could cast "animate object" as a free action. Attack, futon!

[ January 21, 2008: Message edited by: PTTG?? ]

[Lightning4]

quote:Originally posted by PTTG??:
<STRONG>
I wish that I could cast "animate object" as a free action. Attack, futon!

[ January 21, 2008: Message edited by: PTTG?? ]</STRONG>

Granted. You can animate objects freely now. However, the spells to put them under your command and keep them from biting your leg off are not included. Good luck.

I wish I had a spaceship.

[Wooty]

You have a spaceship. Everything is operated by a computer. You travel about 30 miles into the sky and then THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! MICROSOFT DESIGNED YOUR SPACESHIP! "Reboot! Reboot!" You scream frantically as the ship plummets back to earth, but to no avail. Your life ends in a ball of flame and bad hardware.

I wish I had a pointed stick.

[Armok]

The spinning pointy stick strikes you in the upper body!
It is run thought!
Wish granted.

I wish that this wish is not fulfilled.

[Spelguru]

I wish for Portal 2.

[Helmaroc]

You get Portal 2, but the CD is so scratched up it doesn't play. And you can't get a refund or a new CD because you wished for it, you didn't buy it.

I wish that I had an army of 2 inch tall people, say, a thousand, and they were implanted with micro-chips...micromicro chips so they had no sense of freedom.

[Spelguru]

You get an army of tiny soldiers. They have tanks and missile launchers and choppers and more, all in tiny shape. They even got a tiny nuke, able to destroy an entire apartment and make the metal skeleton of a building chime like a giant bell!

They are also hostile to you and the events that unfold are just like in that stephen king short story. BOOMoooooooooooong

I wish the police guy in stephen king's book Desperation didn't have to die. He was one of the damn best villains ever! Better than Flagg!

[Kashyyk]

wish granted, he did not just die he was destroyed!!!!

i wish for an ice cream cone

[PTTG??]

quote:Originally posted by Kashyyk:
<STRONG>wish granted, he did not just die he was destroyed!!!!

i wish for an ice cream cone</STRONG>

Wish granted, but the genie misheard you. You know have lots of ice cream and a cone-head. Good luck finding hats.

I wish I was never unprepared.