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[heydude6]

granted. You become lactose intolerant

I wish laser eyes

[Lyeos]

Granted. Your eyes get lasered. You are now blind, probably also dead.

I wish for the Earth to hurtle into the Sun.

[poketwo]

GRANTED. THE ALIEN MOTHERSHIP "EARTH" IS MAGICLY FLOWN INTO THE SUN. THE INVADERS SOON HAVE TO EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE ON SOL-3.

I WISH FOR Zuthar13 TO BE POPULAR HERE.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. But nobody likes you.

I wish the fence would fix itself -.-

[Magnumcannon]

Granted. Now it's floating on the space-time and nothing can move it! Also, the same applied to the fence door!

I wish i had new headphones.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. They are brand new (if seen from 1992)!

I wish I could go sleep.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted you can't wake up

I wish comrade could wake up

[jaxy15]

Granted. He can no longer sleep.

I wish Comrade could sleep.

[poketwo]

GRANTED, HE DOES SO BY STARING INTO XANTALOS YDDTH-KLVAH

I WISH FOR 40K AND OTHER HORRERS ABOVE ITS CALIVAR WILL NEVER HAPPEN

[Furtuka]

Granted. Calivar isn't a word so nothing changes.

I wish poketwo would stop typing in all caps

[Comrade P.]

Granted. From now on he types dots, commas and other minor symbols with Caps Lock off.

I wish for good music.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, you start liking JB, so now he is "Good music" you. For you...

I wish for a pet Cerberus

[poketwo]

YES, IT IS THE ONE ADAPTED FROM REAPER TECH
YOU ARE SOON INDOCTRINATED TO SERVE THE CAUSE OF HUMANS ARE SUPERIOR.

I WISH FOR A ROLL TO MASSIVELY FAIL

[Lyeos]

Granted. It takes place in real life, and you are the champion.

I wish my leg didn't ache.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, the surgery was a success!

I wish for hell