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Magnumcannon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20835 on: December 27, 2014, 01:14:23 am »
Granted, it's very tasty! Unfortunately, your tea is poisoned and you die after vomiting your entire breakfast.

I wish i got better at shading stuff.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20836 on: December 27, 2014, 02:04:13 am »
Granted
Now everything you draw is pitch black from so much shading

I wish my xbox one worked properly
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20837 on: December 27, 2014, 02:14:53 am »
Granted, but apparently you missed several updates and you die before it finishes said updates.

I wish for a cool group of IRL friends.
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Quote from: Stirk on January 30, 2015, 08:11:00 pm
Yes, you are the perfect example. You possess all the powers of a pen! This man right here, is mightier then many swords.
Back to our regularly scheduled bullshit. Now with more paranoia and eldritch.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20838 on: December 27, 2014, 02:19:14 am »
Granted, all of bay12 moves to your town and a mass killing spree begins as we all attempt to live dwarf fortress.
The streets run with the blood of your neighbors.


I wish I didn't live with the rest of bay12 in a crappy fort in that guys town
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Quote from: Orange Wizard on May 05, 2015, 06:43:29 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20839 on: December 27, 2014, 05:46:56 am »
Granted, you live in a tree nearby instead.
Police are still locating pieces.

I wish to be the overseer of that guys town.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2014, 06:10:23 am by blazing glory »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20840 on: December 27, 2014, 06:03:54 am »
Granted, but you are killed in "The Massacre of Sleepy Town" which was created by all the Bay12 forumites in 2014.

I wish to be recognized as the creator of the town everyone calls "That guys town".
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Quote from: Stirk on January 30, 2015, 08:11:00 pm
Yes, you are the perfect example. You possess all the powers of a pen! This man right here, is mightier then many swords.
Back to our regularly scheduled bullshit. Now with more paranoia and eldritch.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20841 on: December 27, 2014, 06:15:06 am »
Granted, you are recognized as That guy.

I wish everyone in That guy's town would be immortal.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20842 on: December 27, 2014, 02:11:59 pm »
Grantee. They are immortal in undeath.

I wish for an army of skeletons with which to conquer a small country
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20843 on: December 27, 2014, 02:15:32 pm »
GRANTED, YOUR GREAT GRANPA IS ONE OF THEM. HE SOON TAKES THEM OVER AND TRIES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. THE ARMY IS GUNED DOWN.

I WISH FOR CK3 TO BE QUITE REALISTIC AND COMPLEX
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20844 on: December 27, 2014, 02:33:59 pm »
Granted. It's so complex that you can't make heads or tails of anything.

I wish for a game generator.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20845 on: December 27, 2014, 02:37:01 pm »
Granted, it invents every game that doesn't exist yet. There is now quite literally a game for everything.

I wish I was the luckiest guy on this forum.
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Quote from: Stirk on January 30, 2015, 08:11:00 pm
Yes, you are the perfect example. You possess all the powers of a pen! This man right here, is mightier then many swords.
Back to our regularly scheduled bullshit. Now with more paranoia and eldritch.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20846 on: December 27, 2014, 02:38:08 pm »
GRANTED, IT MAKES SIMPLE MATH PROBLEMS FOR YOU TO SOLVE.

GRANTED, BUT IT IS FOR BAD LUCK

I WISH TO RULE THE LOWER BOARDS
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20847 on: December 27, 2014, 02:39:53 pm »
granted. The game becomes so realistic that all decisions that are remotely out of character for your ruler are automatically replaced by the AI's to be more realistic. After all king Louise would have never declared war on July 16, 10:00, his character and cause and effect demand that it happen at (insert historically accurate time here).

I wish Warhammer40k armies weren't so overpriced

EDIT: Dammit Ninjaed EDIT: TWICE!! EDIT: THREE TIMES!!!!!!   >:(

here let me do that wish for you.

granted. You are an absolutely horrible ruler and in order to escape your Tyranny everybody quits

My wish is still the same from previously
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20848 on: December 27, 2014, 02:42:41 pm »
Granted, but now all the pieces are made from very shitty materials and break whenever they are touched.

I wish that my life WAS Warhammer40k (Yay death sentences)
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Quote from: Stirk on January 30, 2015, 08:11:00 pm
Yes, you are the perfect example. You possess all the powers of a pen! This man right here, is mightier then many swords.
Back to our regularly scheduled bullshit. Now with more paranoia and eldritch.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20849 on: December 27, 2014, 02:45:23 pm »
GRANTED. YOU ARE THE PRODUCT ITSELF. BADLY TREATED BY GW, YOU LIVE A HORRIBLE LIFE BUT CAN'T DIE.

I WISH FOR CHEESISTAN TO EXIST
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