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[blazing glory]

Granted, guns celebrate your holidays, as guns are all over the world, your holidays are celebrated all over the world, meanwhile everyone else becomes gloomy and depressed due to you cancelling popular holidays.

I wish I could manifest my imagination into maps.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, but only the naughty, naughty bits.


I wish I could get the required energy to make a custom creeper world 3 map.

[heydude6]

Granted. You get the energy but you lose your willpower.

I wish Scientist prove the existence of God/God becomes real

[jaxy15]

Granted. He is furious at having his existence revealed and destroys Earth with meteors.

I wish for grapes.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are found dead in your home three days later with a grape stuck in your throat.

I wish for a quarter.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Your friend is drawn and quartered. You receive a piece of him.

I wish to be comfortable and safe at any temperature.

[poketwo]

GRANTED, YOU NOW FEEL NO PAIN/HEAT AND ARE HALUCINATING BEING IN HAPPY PLACE. ACTUALY IS ON THE SUN NOW

I WISH I COULD THINK OF A CHRISTMASS GIFT FOR MY DAD TO BUY.

[heydude6]

granted, you come up with an idea for a gift. It's so bad that your parents divorce.

I wish we had a better economic system.

[poketwo]

YES, YOU GET GLORIOUS COMMUNIST-HIPPY SYSTEM. ONLY 0.000000000000001% BETTER. VERY TYRANICAL AS WELL. ITS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU THINK MY PARENTS EVER MARRIED.

I WISH I COULD FIND MY KITTY TRIXY.

[heydude6]

granted. You find trixie's rotting corpse.

I wish psychics were real

[ZalkozDestbro]

Granted, Psychics take over the world and kill everyone who doesn't have them. Including you.

I wish for deadpool's regeneration ability.

[poketwo]

GRANTED, YOU SOON GET EXTREAMLY HUGE.

HUGE ENOUTH FOR YOUR HEART TO EXPLODE FROM THE PRESURE OF PUMPING BLOOD.




I WISH FOR THE CITY OF CONSTANINOPLE TO RETURN. BUT NOT INSTANBUL.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, The Ottoman Empire returns more powerful than ever and takes over a third of the world.
This includes the town you live in. Unfortunately, you don't survive the war however.
But hey, the rename Istanbul to New Constantinople!

I WISH FOR POKETWO TO STOP USING CAPS!

[poketwo]

granted, but due to me being the opposite of lordslowpoke, this causes a paradox that wipes bay12 and toady off of the face of the earth

i wish for a new roman empire only restricted to eurasia. i do not live there, and i wont go near it at all.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. This fulfills the prophecy in the book of Revelation[Which turns out to NOT be a bunch of ravings after all.] and the world ends in fire and death.

I wish for honey in my tea. GOOD honey.