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[blazing glory]

Granted but it's just filled with Navi artifacts.

I wish I knew exactly why there's so much fuss over the vaults.

[~Neri]

Granted. You get the whole plot spoiled to you.

I wish for foxes~

[Magnumcannon]

Granted. Mutated man-eating foxes swarm your house and slowly devour your flesh until you're reduced but bones

I wish a cookie.

[Ultimuh]

Granted but it's just filled with Navi artifacts.

D'oh.. I was on the Wrong pandora..
Any way..

I wish a cookie.

Granted, a Cookie the size of Ayers Rock crushes you beneath it's weight.

I wish for milk to go with that cookie.

[blazing glory]

Granted, it causes the great milk flood of 2014, thousands are presumed dead.

I wish I knew why everyone is complaining about a light saber having a cross guard.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. You feel stupider by association and lose all faith in humanity.

I wish that spiderfrogs were a thing.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. I nuke the planet, just to be sure.

I wish for kitties.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted. This one right here hugs you. You don't survive

I wish i have a horrible and gruesome death.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted, it is also the most awesome and historicaly recorded one and you are know through history forever. Your name will never die like you did

I wish my hands were not cold, or on fire, or that they don't randomly disappear, or violently disappear, or unpleasantly become normal

[jaxy15]

Granted. Your hands are no longer cold. Also, every part of your body EXCEPT your hands have disappeared. Violently.

I wish for a chicken.

[94dima94]

Done

I wish for the power to turn into anything I wish.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, but you can't turn back. Also, while jumping happily in you living room because your wish was realized, you trip, hitting your head. You scream in pain: "SHIT". You can't turn back...

I wish for cheezburger

[WillowLuman]

Granted.

I wish for this rain to continue all week.

[blazing glory]

Granted but sudden frost causes the rain to turn into hail, the size of your fist.

I wish Google worked half the time.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Its always the wrong half.

I wish everyone was reasonable.