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[Eric Blank]

Granted. But you can only transfer heat to/from your own body and a single target area. If you fuck up, you die.

I wish for awesome carved walrus tusk knives.

[94dima94]

Granted! As soon as people see you with those, you are immediately arrested for cruelty against a rare animal. In prison, you can't keep the knives.

I wish for the power to travel through any world described in books or movies, at my will.

[blazing glory]

Granted but you have to wait a day for it to recharge and most worlds tend to be quite unfriendly.

I wish Smash Bro's Wii U wasn't expensive right now.

[Shoruke]

It isn't, at least not where I am. Only like 3,400 yen. (I don't know what $36 CAD is in NZD, soz)

I wish for a rubber ducky.

[WillowLuman]

Take your pick.

I wish for more time to spend with my family.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You all die. Happy eternity!

I wish I could access the inter webs tomorrow ;-;

[jaxy15]

Granted. You can now access all the spiderwebs.

I wish I was creative enough to come up with a wish.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted. Now your creativity is the highest that any human or non-human being can get. Unfortunately, we had to remove some parts of your brain, now you can spent the rest of your life creating wonderful wishes in that hospital bed!

I wish i had a more productive routine.

[blazing glory]

Granted, but you slowly go insane from the lack of entertainment.

I wish I wouldn't keep accidentally bolding my wishes.

[Arcvasti]

Granted, you don't do it by ACCIDENT. Its entirely your fault.

I wish for MOAR CELERY.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are celery.

I wish for a wine cellar.

[blazing glory]

Granted but it isn't built properly, so your house slowly sinks into the ground until you can't open the door.

I wish for a shrubbery in case I ever meet the Knights of Ni!

[Eric Blank]

Granted. A deer eats it. The knights of ni are very upset.

I wish for a well-paying, stable, enjoyable job.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but the commute is hellish.

I wish for an end to procrastination.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, everyone eventually overwork themselves to death.

I wish for a Pandoran Vault entirely for myself only.