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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20610 on: November 17, 2014, 08:25:23 pm »
Granted. Your soul tastes great!

I wish for a dollar.
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Stirk

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20611 on: November 17, 2014, 08:27:46 pm »
Granted, but it is a Canadian dollar and thus worthless with the war going on.

I wish I remembered to wish in my last post.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20612 on: November 17, 2014, 08:28:57 pm »
Granted, you wished to be my FABULOUS slave. and it was granted.

I wish to absorb pleasure from the atmosphere.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20613 on: November 17, 2014, 08:49:21 pm »
Granted. You breathe.

I wish for delicious chili dogs.
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Gentlefish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20614 on: November 17, 2014, 08:50:31 pm »
You are become chilli, the bringer of dogs.

I wish for NO. SLEEP. 'TIL BROOKLYN.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20615 on: November 17, 2014, 09:03:49 pm »
Granted. You are placed exactly 14 days walk from Brooklyn. 14x24 hours. If you survive the trek, good for you. But if you don't arrive in Brooklyn within 14x24 hours, you will be devoured by angry cats. There is a chance that even if you do make it, you will still go crazy and die. You are not allowed to use any mode of transportation besides walking, or crawling if you break a leg. As you'll notice, you don't have time to sleep, or you won't make it. Good luck!

I wish me mum would quit nagging me.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Stirk

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20616 on: November 17, 2014, 09:04:41 pm »
Granted. She starts nagging me, if you know what I mean  ;)

I wish I didn't just make a Yomamma joke.
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Gentlefish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20617 on: November 17, 2014, 09:08:02 pm »
Granted. It was a yohorse joke. Gross basterd.

I wish sleep was never evolved as a necessity for human beings.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20618 on: November 18, 2014, 03:00:37 pm »
Granted. It's not necessary to stay alive, but not sleeping at least once every 12 hours causes you immense pain.

I wish that Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate would come out in Europe already.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20619 on: November 18, 2014, 03:02:40 pm »
Granted, but it costs 3x as much as other games.

I wish I had the soundtrack for Interstellar.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20620 on: November 20, 2014, 11:14:27 am »
Granted. You stole it and get arrested for doing so.

I wish for Kitteh Gods.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20621 on: November 20, 2014, 12:54:39 pm »
Granted. They see you as a heathen and order you killed.

I wish for peace, quiet, and happiness.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Stirk

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20622 on: November 20, 2014, 12:57:10 pm »
Granted. You get Peace, Quite, And Happiness (TM) by Eternity. It smells like a hipey.

I wish my computer could clean itself.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20623 on: November 20, 2014, 01:03:30 pm »
Granted, it is called Skynet. You can take it from there.

I wish for an evil gnome.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20624 on: November 20, 2014, 01:09:07 pm »
Granted, but it gets into your gnomeblight and now you have a horrific mess to clean up.

I wish I had medicine.
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