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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1290869 times)

Gentlefish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20535 on: November 10, 2014, 09:25:32 pm »

Granted. Of course, you're deaf now, but you can't hear any of that terrible music!


I wish I had access to all the video games ever.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20536 on: November 10, 2014, 09:27:08 pm »

Granted. You have the classic supernatural abilities (from old comic books) of scaring villains with spiders, running kinda fast because you have a mongoose blood transfusion, being able to eat rocks and survive, and shoot laser beams out your eyes while rollerskating.

Granted. You are murdered when that one group that wants to destroy all the copies of the E.T. video game catches you playing it.

I wish for a flaming sigil.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20537 on: November 10, 2014, 09:32:36 pm »

Granted. You have the classic supernatural abilities (from old comic books) of scaring villains with spiders, running kinda fast because you have a mongoose blood transfusion, being able to eat rocks and survive, and shoot laser beams out your eyes while rollerskating.

Granted. You are murdered when that one group that wants to destroy all the copies of the E.T. video game catches you playing it.

I wish for a flaming sigil.

You pull your hand back quickly when a flaming sigil attached to the flaming sigil burns your hands.

I wish for a tier - 1 class that wasn't magic-based.

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20538 on: November 10, 2014, 09:34:03 pm »

Granted. You now have the Anime Warrior, who can attack twenty times in a single turn at level one and has automatic proficiency with spiked chains and enough starting gold to buy a masterwork one.

I wish somebody would run a new D&D 3.5 game so I could try out my snazzy Dragonfire Adept.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20539 on: November 11, 2014, 01:43:25 am »

Granted. I start one. It is horrible.

I wish for total immunity to physical harm from heat and cold, and from discomfort from extremes of temperature.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20540 on: November 11, 2014, 01:47:49 am »

Oops you suddenly experience intense metaphysical harm, due to the existential crisis you are now suffering. The harm is very, very real.

I wish I always woke up on time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20541 on: November 11, 2014, 03:14:56 pm »

Granted. Every time you go to sleep, you wake up on a completely random clock in a completely random place.

I wish I was made of rubber.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20542 on: November 11, 2014, 03:41:50 pm »

Granted, However your unable to move but still able to feel pain, and your stuck with me, I chew on you everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish for a beard, and that everyone on the forums would burrow in it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20543 on: November 11, 2014, 03:43:39 pm »

Granted, our combined weight breaks your neck.

I wish for a longer holiday.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20544 on: November 11, 2014, 03:53:20 pm »

Granted. Its "Beat Hugo with a stick" week. You are repetitively beaten. With a stick. For a week.

I wish it could be "Beat Hugo with a stick" week every day!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20545 on: November 11, 2014, 04:55:10 pm »

Granted. Weeks are now a unit of time to measure segments of days, which themselves are now a unit of time measuring segments of a "plox" which measures the rotation of the earth on its axis during the winter solstice and the revolutions immediately before and after it. Hugo gets beat up for 3 plox, but is ignored for the remaining 359 mox of the year and the summer solstice clox.

I wish for warm and snuggly fox fur coats.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20546 on: November 11, 2014, 05:56:37 pm »

Granted, but PETA vandalizes your house.

I wish to become a badass from learning to endure all these stick attacks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20547 on: November 11, 2014, 08:33:48 pm »

Granted. Unfortunately, your badassery doesn't extend to being attacked with sticky things/by sticks, depending on what you meant by "stick attacks".

I wish for a falchion.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20548 on: November 11, 2014, 08:38:34 pm »

Granted, it is a cursed -100 falchion of stench. You can never set it down, it eventually takes both hands to wield, and everyone avoids you until you die alone. It also cannot be used, with such a large malus.

I wish to be able to always get my homework done on time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20549 on: November 11, 2014, 08:41:48 pm »

Granted. You cannot, however, turn it in.

By the same token as last time, I wish that googling "falchion" didn't apparently tack an invisible "Fire Emblem" into the search.
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