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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1290860 times)

Stirk

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20520 on: November 10, 2014, 05:43:02 pm »

Granted. You are caught in a chemical spill, giving you super powers. You are eternally frowning and quite austeres, Baron Von Cancer. Your power is cancer.

I wish for a gun that could shoot cancer-curing bullets.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20521 on: November 10, 2014, 05:44:41 pm »

Granted, but I am forced to destroy it so it may never be used against me.

I wish for a nemesis.
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Stirk

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20522 on: November 10, 2014, 05:47:06 pm »

Granted, it is me because you destroyed my gun. It turns out guns>cancer and you die in a hail of normal bullets. I FEARED FOR MY LIFE!

I wish for the power to repair any item.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20523 on: November 10, 2014, 05:48:29 pm »

Granted. Hello!

Granted, but the trickster god that granted your power steals it back, taking your soul with it.

I wish for a hat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20524 on: November 10, 2014, 08:01:17 pm »

Granted. Hello!

Granted, but the trickster god that granted your power steals it back, taking your soul with it.

I wish for a hat.
Granted, its made from leather, human leather, made from you. c:

I wish for some crack and yogurt to keep me slim.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20525 on: November 10, 2014, 08:02:58 pm »

Granted, but you are also Pam.

I wish for programmable matter.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20526 on: November 10, 2014, 08:18:25 pm »

Granted. Here, have an ancient computer with windows 95 on it.

I wish for Chuck Norris powers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20527 on: November 10, 2014, 09:09:26 pm »

Granted, you have the powers of the non-fictional Chcuk Norris.
Well at least you know some martial arts.


I wish those Chick Norris "facts" as well as the memes around them, would fade into obscurity.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20528 on: November 10, 2014, 09:16:04 pm »

Granted. The world chooses someone else to uphold as their demigod. This person is a serial killer and a rapist.

I wish for better lolcats memes.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20529 on: November 10, 2014, 09:17:11 pm »

Granted, but Chuck Norris kicks them back into the mainstream.

Gratnd lawlz cheezburger

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20530 on: November 10, 2014, 09:18:14 pm »

Granted, but you can only cast it on yourself.

I wish for hilarity to ensue.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20531 on: November 10, 2014, 09:19:25 pm »

Granted. You dug too deep in your basement.

I wish I didn't need nor want sleep.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20532 on: November 10, 2014, 09:20:46 pm »

Granted. You loathe sleep instead and murder sleeping people with a severed head. You are caught by the police and executed.

I wish for the ability to throw stones with 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999 and repeating percent accuracy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20533 on: November 10, 2014, 09:22:56 pm »

Wow! You're really good at hitting the ground! Except for that one time... Now there's a rock in orbit somehow.

I wish for a plethora of classic supernatural abilities.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20534 on: November 10, 2014, 09:24:49 pm »

Granted, you are now in a permanent coma from overdose of awesome



I wish that I would never have to listen to music that I think is terrible ever again
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