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[WillowLuman]

Granted, we exploit them in such a way as to miss out on the full benefit of technological exchange.

I wish for incredible game devving power.

[Tawa]

Granted, it's as incredible as the guy  Stirk mentioned in his first sentence post before last.

I wish for the Wind Waker.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but it's remade by that guy.

I wish for the power to develop games TELEKINETICALLY.

[Andres]

Granted. It's the new version of Wind Waker from the future that requires you to buy an offensive amount of DLC to play. And it's on the Ouya.

Ninja'd!

Granted. Unfortunately, your subconscious accidentally put a mental image of your naked body into the game. Whoops!

I wish to eat yogurt.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you get addicted to it and eventually go bankrupt and die from withdrawal.

I wish for, fire! hellfire! to have fire in my skin!

[hops]

Granted. You erupt in flame with the temperature of the sun's core, destroying the Earth's surface as your body undergo nuclear fusion.

I wish to be a catgirl.

[Aedel]

Granted. You are now a girl that loves cats and owns several dozen.

I wish for a happy ending to this wish.

[Andres]

Granted. It's given by someone who has hand herpes.

I wish to never hold back.

[Arx]

Granted. You are forced to watch as your entire family runs over a cliff, unable to hold them back.

I wish for a flute.

[TD1]

Granted. When you were young, you had no sense, you bought a flute for fifty cents when the only tune, that you could play, was -insert swear- the Pope and the IRA.

Needless to say, you were killed rather quickly.

I wish for a better standard of living. (For everyone, not me)

[Tawa]

Granted, it is taken from your own standard of living.

I wish for a new pair of earbuds.

[hops]

Granted. A new pair of ears bud up on your head and your older pair of ears shrivel.

I wish for GREAT JUSTICE

[Tawa]

Granted, but you have no chance to survive make your time.

I wish that all their bases belong to me.

[Stirk]

Granted, you explode with all the alkali metals.

I wish that I would be able to download whatever I wanted in under a second.

[hops]

Granted, but you catch a virus and all your personal life is uploaded into the internet.

I wish life is potato.