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[Eric Blank]

Granted. The justice is so great the people feel oppressed. They hate you, now.

I wish for foxes. Exploding foxes.

[blazing glory]

Granted, but Kevak is upset, you monster.

I wish Kevak wasn't upset.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted, he has no emotions at all anymore


I wish Kevak was given his emotions back

[Andres]

Granted. His hatred caused by exploding foxes eclipses all others.

I wish for passion like a bleeding walrus.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, this also comes with the bleeding.

I wish to know why people keep wishing for foxes.

[AoshimaMichio]

Granted. And now you too wish for foxes as well.

I wish for mind control ability that doesn't cause any sort of harmful effect to me, is untraceable, is fully under my control, is easy to use, doesn't make me go grazy with UNLIMITED POWER and doesn't have limits.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You swap lives with an ilithid.

I wish to transform all human perception of sound into dubstep.

[hops]

Granted. The dubstep explodes the world because somewhere in an alternate universe, there exist humans who perceived the sound that ends the universe.

I wish for all the cheese.

[Andres]

Granted. The cheese is made by Nazis using....my mind just went to a dark place.

I wish for real love.

[AoshimaMichio]

Granted. Too bad that accident made you lose the ability to feel and identify emotions.

I wish for Dwarf Fortress 1.0.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You go into a coma for 20 years.

I wish for time to do everything I want to get done in November, and to actually get it all done.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You relive the month of November over and over until you have accomplished everything; However, only the things you accomplish near the end will make it it of the loop.

I wish Kevak was upset. I'm a monster.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Kevak is upset because you guys have been very disrespectful to him. He uses the report to moderators function.

I wish for pangolins. Giant pangolins, to roll around and squish my enemies.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but they cannot be controlled!

I wish wishes would stop being so Kevak centered.

[Audioworm333]

Granted. They're not the same amount of Kevak-centeredness anymore. Now they're even more Kevak-centered.

I wish these wishes would stop concerning Kevak altogether.