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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20355 on: October 27, 2014, 05:25:50 pm »
Granted, it weighs ten tons and you are glued to it.
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Andres

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« Reply #20356 on: October 27, 2014, 05:37:25 pm »
I wish for a boat with 3.5 oars.
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Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on October 08, 2014, 07:19:36 pm
All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20357 on: October 27, 2014, 05:43:44 pm »
Granted. The missing half of the oar comes from when your girlfriend broke it over your head after breaking up with you.

I wish ToadyOne would come and join us in this game.
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Eric Blank

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« Reply #20358 on: October 27, 2014, 06:00:38 pm »
Granted. He arrived to ban someone. It is terrifying.

I wish the chores would up and do themselves so I can sleep in.
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20359 on: October 29, 2014, 07:32:26 am »
Granted. Your chores are replaced by errands.

I wish for wishes that involve Kevak-senpai!
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Andres

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20360 on: October 29, 2014, 03:12:20 pm »
Granted.
Quote from: Kevak on October 25, 2014, 04:17:04 am
I wish for foxes~

I wish for a non-functioning lightsaber.
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Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on October 08, 2014, 07:19:36 pm
All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20361 on: October 29, 2014, 03:27:11 pm »
Granted, it's exactly as exciting as it sounds.

I wish for the genius of Bergholt Stuttley Johnson.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20362 on: October 31, 2014, 02:12:14 am »
Quote from: HugoLuman on October 29, 2014, 03:27:11 pm
Granted, it's exactly as exciting as it sounds.

I wish for the genius of Bergholt Stuttley Johnson.
Granted, you are now as smart as Bergholt Stuttley Johnson...from a parallel universe where men have not yet evolved past the level of primate.

I wish i had just enough money to keep me from needing a job
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Quote from: Keldor on July 08, 2010, 10:34:24 am
The doomsday lever would look like any other.  It would be surrounded by the various levers needed in the day to day life of the fortress, such as irrigation or raising the main drawbridge or operating the noble shower chamber.  None of the levers would be labeled.

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« Reply #20363 on: October 31, 2014, 02:20:47 am »
Granted, but it's only enough for basic necessities. You live in a crappy place, eat crappy (but nutritious) food, and have no luxury items.

I wish for love as large as brontosaurus.
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Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on October 08, 2014, 07:19:36 pm
All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20364 on: October 31, 2014, 03:50:18 am »
Granted. You're crushed by a massive heart.

I wish for WAAAARGH
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20365 on: October 31, 2014, 05:04:48 am »
Granted, but the genie misheard you and gave you the Carol of WAA instead.

I wish Brawl in the Family was still going.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20366 on: October 31, 2014, 10:01:51 pm »
Granted. The author gave the rights to some drunkard with no talent for art or comedy. It is terrible. Not the good kind of terrible either.

I wish for candy. So much candy.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20367 on: October 31, 2014, 10:12:41 pm »
Granted. You transform into a 6-year-old and go trick-or-treating. Unfortunately, you also remember all the bad parts of school, which you have to go through again.

I wish I was better at making puns based on video game titles.
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« Reply #20368 on: October 31, 2014, 11:08:26 pm »
Granted. Your puns are so good they inspire game devs and publishers to make their game names puns. They are not as good as you. Not by a long shot.

I wish for enlightenment.
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Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on October 08, 2014, 07:19:36 pm
All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20369 on: October 31, 2014, 11:09:38 pm »
You spontaneously combust.

I wish FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
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