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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1296998 times)

~Neri

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20340 on: October 25, 2014, 04:23:50 am »

((Never watched~))
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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20342 on: October 25, 2014, 12:50:40 pm »

(I hope that clip is not relevant to that corruption)
Granted, but Will Smith put so much effort into making it happen that it killed him.

I wish to colonize the moon, without some stupid disaster such as forgetting essential oxygen/food/pressurized living space or a random meteoroid.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20343 on: October 25, 2014, 03:06:48 pm »

Granted. The earthoids grow jealous of your moonness and nuke you.

I wish that I could have many pet Kittehs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20344 on: October 25, 2014, 05:29:10 pm »

Granted.

I wish for the nukes to miss the moon and not hit anything at all.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20345 on: October 25, 2014, 05:40:43 pm »

Granted. The nukes escape earth orbit and float in interplanetary space for a few millennia. Then, when everyone has forgotten about them, they pass by the earth at just the right angle that they once again enter its SOI and blow up your descendants colonies on the moon and some of earth. This sparks a new nuclear war with the martian colony.

I wish for delicious lunch.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20346 on: October 25, 2014, 06:56:34 pm »

Granted. Chocolate-flavoured cyanide cake.

I wish for a packet of Doritos.
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Corvus Merrigan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20347 on: October 25, 2014, 07:00:15 pm »

Granted, but there was a hole in the bag and they're all stale.

I wish for a momentous greeting.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20348 on: October 25, 2014, 07:15:57 pm »

HELLO

I wish to be.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20349 on: October 25, 2014, 07:34:38 pm »

...the Guy Gaiden. You die so many times and you never win.

I wish I was a famous athlete.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20350 on: October 26, 2014, 12:13:41 am »

Granted. You are a famous bear-poker. Famous for dying horribly after double tapping the cub.

I wish bear poking competitions were a thing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20351 on: October 26, 2014, 12:15:38 am »

Granted. It becomes very popular in the gay community :P

I wish for a reality marble filled with guns.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20352 on: October 26, 2014, 01:30:25 am »

Granted. It belongs to Mahatma Gandhi.

As a prisoner, I wish to become king of the other inmates in the prison I am in and for everyone to accept my rule.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20353 on: October 26, 2014, 05:03:45 am »

Granted. New prisoners brought in don't like it and they kill you.

I wish Fallout series would be real and I wouldn't be die in this scenario.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20354 on: October 26, 2014, 05:27:55 am »

Granted. Fallout happens, and you become completely unable to die. The radiation leaves you unable to do anything other than writhe on the ground and scream in pain.

I wish for a rubber hammer.
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