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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1296962 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20325 on: October 24, 2014, 08:14:59 pm »

Granted. They're all rip-offs of Wii Sports.

I wish for a universal groceries coupon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20326 on: October 24, 2014, 08:38:18 pm »

Granted it's for .01% off of purchase


I wish for GREAT FLAMING GUITAR PICKS
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20327 on: October 24, 2014, 08:42:41 pm »

Granted, simply retrieve them from Aku.

I wish for unlimited rice pudding.
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Andres

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20328 on: October 24, 2014, 08:42:58 pm »

Granted. Justin Bieber gets new guitar picks and is inspired to ruin yet another genre of music.

I wish to be ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS. ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20329 on: October 24, 2014, 08:53:45 pm »

I wish for unlimited rice pudding.
Granted. Justin Bieber gets new guitar picks and is inspired to ruin yet another genre of music.
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Andres

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20330 on: October 24, 2014, 09:07:53 pm »

I was ninja'd, apparently.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20331 on: October 24, 2014, 09:43:20 pm »

Granted. The unlimited rice pudding spawner spawns in space.

I wish that Hugo was god.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20332 on: October 24, 2014, 11:55:04 pm »

Granted. He wants to play a game. We are doomed.

Seriously, I wish this dog would stop farting.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20333 on: October 24, 2014, 11:57:12 pm »

Granted. It stops farting. The gas goes the other way instead. It smells just worse and now your dog has blood poisoning.

I wish to be ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS. ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20334 on: October 25, 2014, 02:50:18 am »

Granted, but everyone is jealous of you for being so perfect. Eventually someone kills you.

I wish the horse was unable to escape from her pasture.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20335 on: October 25, 2014, 03:04:39 am »

Granted, but everyone is jealous of you for being so perfect. Eventually someone kills you.
((KILLABLE IS NOT FLAWLESS. ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20336 on: October 25, 2014, 03:25:38 am »

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Granted. Shame about that fire, though. Almost got out, but something just kept her from escaping.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20337 on: October 25, 2014, 04:10:43 am »

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I wish to become a magical girl.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20338 on: October 25, 2014, 04:17:04 am »

Granted~ Welcome to traphood~

I wish for foxes~
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Andres

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20339 on: October 25, 2014, 04:20:23 am »

Granted. Have you ever watched Hancock?

I wish Hancock was a good movie.
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