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[Stirk]

Granted. You are unable to control it without nuking it, transforming everyone into mutant ratmen who will one day take over the earth. When all the humans are gone. But hey, the few survivors are too busy cursing you and the sun to fight.

I wish to get 100% on today's exam.

[Generally me]

Granted. You then become a genius and discover time travel but accidentaly go back in time and meet your past self just before the exam. Your so amazed that you slip on a banana peel and blow up, your past self is now crying the corner and misses the exam.

I wish i was eating a burger right now

[timferius]

Granted. You are unable to control it without nuking it, transforming everyone into mutant ratmen who will one day take over the earth. When all the humans are gone. But hey, the few survivors are too busy cursing you and the sun to fight.

I wish to get 100% on today's exam.

My own personal Skaven army? Yes please!


Granted. It is a veggie burger, and a dry one at that. The horror!

I wish to summon the aid of the Great Horned Rat to better help me lead my Skaven Army to glorious victory!

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. As a result of your glorious victory, there is no longer any war.

I wish for the ability to teleport invertebrates far away with a look.

[Generally me]

Granted. But they all turn into massive demons afterwards that hunt you

I wish had a pet humanoid salmon

[Prophet]

((I'm so glad we brought this back from the dead. Because the awesome stuff that gets wished for would be missed.))

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but it still can't live out of water.

I wish Auralnauts would parody SW eps 4, 5 and 6.

[Generally me]

Granted. Jokes they lied

I wish my pet humaniod salmon could breathe out of water

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. It can no longer breathe in water and happened to be trapped underwater by probability magic.

I wish for the world to freeze over permanently and care little about dying in the process.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted. It can no longer breathe in water and happened to be trapped underwater by probability magic.

I wish for the world to freeze over permanently and care little about dying in the process.

Granted, a large clear coating of ice forms around the atmosphere. This accomplishes very little.

I wish I had some food.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. You have some food. The southern hemisphere starves to death because you have their food.

I wish for warm slippers.

[Prophet]

Granted. Your slippers are made of magma.

I wish that I was a dragon!

[Stirk]

Granted. This food was taken from multiple starving families, dooming them to a horrible death. Hope it was worth it.

Granted. They are for a baby. At least they aren't used.

Granted. You are a komodo dragon, and die of old age.

I wish I would stop being ninjad!

[Prophet]

Granted. You then become a ninja and break the new law you founded. You are then executed.

I wish for giant cats!

[Arcvasti]

Granted. They shed everywhere. LITERALLY everywhere. Not figuratively.

I wish for the ability to FIND THINGS once in a while.