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[Stirk]

Granted. Seeing as how you just typed "Japanese Fluently", it looks like you can do all that already!

I wish to be able to create a pocket dimension that I could use as an actual pocket.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You are quite capable at reading, speaking, and writing the word "Japanese". However, you become permanently unable to say, write, or read any other words.

Granted. But it can only hold pockets.

I wish for a foot massage.

[tahujdt]

Granted. You are quite capable at reading, speaking, and writing the word "Japanese". However, you become permanently unable to say, write, or read any other words.

Granted. But it can only hold pockets.

I wish for a foot massage.

Granted, you get a backrub with decapitated feet. The blood gets everywhere.

I wish to be able to do my Calc homework, accurately and quickly, in such a way that it does not cause any harm nor interfere with any of my other classes, nor cause me any sleep deprivation, by 2:00PM tomorrow.

[IronTomato]

Granted, you Google the answers like a scrub. Get rekd

I wish to become faimis on teh yootoob

[hops]

Granted. You get trolled big time and your dad comes over and post a video online informing the trolls that they dun goof'd and he's going to call the cyber police.

I wish for apple pie.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's 22km across and destroys cities with its bakery laser.

I wish my roommates would move in already.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

granted they become roudy and iritating


i wish to be done with edumacation

[McDonald]

Granted, you drop out of school without a degree, you can't find a job and get rekt.

I wish for my history lesson to be cancelled tomorrow.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, the information in that class was vital to the test.

I wish for Quad City DJs vs Everything

[Prophet]

Granted. Russia and America then enter nuclear war destroying the world before you can enjoy it.

I wish for people to post in this thread again.

[Tawa]

Granted. The posters are you and yourself.

I wish for a Spanish inquisition.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. They arrive when you are incapable of expecting (i.e. dead).

I wish Bay12 were more active at this time.

[Prophet]

Granted. All the activity is focused around ninjaing you.

I wish for cats lots and lots of adorable cats.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. They eat birds lots and lots of adorable birds. The US EPA arrives to reprimand you.

I wish for malaria to be eradicated.

[timferius]

Granted, through arcane magics they find a way to focus all malaria in to a single host. You are (randomly, really for serious) chosen. You are then thrown in an incinerator, to prevent spread.

I wish to bring peace to the Middle East by ruling them all with an iron fist, starting the rise of my glorious empire with which I will one day rule the world!