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[WillowLuman]

Granted. The world's tea supply is warped into Lake Vostok. Now all you have to do is drill 4km to get the most iced tea ever.

I wish for sun powers.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted but you die if moon light touches your skin



I wish for nonchalance

[WillowLuman]

Granted, your subtlety makes you literally invisible.

I wish for amazing experimental animation.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. It is someone's initial experiment at animating a horrible story with even worse stop-motion animation. It amazes everyone how such a remarkably terrible creation could ever be created.

I wish for a magically never-fully-discharged battery capable of delivering energy at 50W continuously.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, the Council of Higher Species takes it to combat the heat death of the universe.

I wish for luck on move-in day.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, it is bad luck and everything breaks.

I wish for a pig launcher.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Grander it's used to kill angry birds



I wish angry bird populations weren't so low

[Tawa]

Granted. You are now a pig, so you are crushed when the rising pissed pigeon population knocks a skyscraper down onto you.

I wish for hot cocoa.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted. You are now a pig, so you are crushed when the rising pissed pigeon population knocks a skyscraper down onto you.

I wish for hot cocoa.

Granted, it's so hot that all the water evaporates and the chocolate melts down into its basic elements leaving you with a clay mug full of carbon and misc elements


I wish for the ability to easily decide things and not take forever to decide on the simplest things

[hops]

Granted. You lose the functions of your frontal lobe.

I wish to know what penguins taste like.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, your plane goes down in Antarctica but you survive alone. Penguin tasting is a logical consequence.

I wish for godlike dance moves.

[Stirk]

Granted. Unfortunately, that god is Hephaestus.

I wish for a magical library with a copy of every book, pamphlet, or other written material that man has ever created and will ever create. Make this include lost books and things put onto computers and similar devices, and a translator that brings them all to a language I can understand.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you forget where you put the key and are locked out forever.

I wish for a rift in the fabric of time and space.

[flabort]

Granted. I am a living space-time-tear, so you get my right-hand counterpart. Guess which of us is the evil twin (Hint, despite how evil I am, I'm not the evil one).

I wish for a third hand to be a normal thing for normal people, and for a Third-Hand counterpart.

[Shoruke]

Granted, ever since that nuclear explosion, genetic mutations involving superfluous appendages is commonplace. You have one such superfluous appendage growing out of your left kneecap, making it incredibly awkward to put on clothes, but the surgery to get it removed is very costly...

I wish I could speak, read, and write Japanese fluently.