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[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. You get a bunch of hungry lionesses.

I wish for the ability to sneeze out monomolecular filament.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted your nose explodes into blood mist



I wish for a nose that's not stopped up

[hops]

Granted. You're Lord Voldemort.

I wish for MAJYYKS

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. You get the spell Cause People to Wonk.

I wish for four foraminifera on this forum.

[bigjaredmonkey]

granted. but i have no idea what that is.

i wish for cake.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, it is evil sentient cake. Shenanigans ensue.

I wish Napoleon had completely destroyed the Prussians at Ligny.

[Noel.se]

Granted. Hitler wins World War II.

I wish for a new clock.

[tahujdt]

Granted, you're on the clock. You have five minutes to disarm the bomb. Good luck!

* tahujdt  wishes for all wishes to be wished and corrupted in the 3rd person using me tags.

[Tawa]

* Tawarochir grants the wish, but all other stuff must be formatted this way.

* I wish my nearest friend wasn't considering moving.

[Worldmaster27]

* Worldmaster27 grants your wish. Your nearest friend is now considering suicide.

* Worldmaster27 wishes what we didn't have to do wishes like this.

[Arcvasti]

* Worldmaster27 Granted. Now you have to do them as the person above you

* Worldmaster27 wishes for YARN.

[Tawa]

* Arcvasti grants the wish, and stabs himself.

* Arcvasti, who is dead, wishes that these gimmicks would stop.

[blazing glory]

Granted but now you have to do them like this.

I wish I had a brand of juice that I like.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Its Ukulele juice.

I wish for diagonal lettuce conjugation to be a real thing.

[Tawa]

Granted, but it is as nonsensical as it sounds.

* Tawarochir casts Remove Curse

I wish for iced tea.