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[Aslandus]

Granted. You are the horse and the only way to set off the bomb is to make people ride you.

I wish I had a ten foot tongue

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. Much of it is lodged in your throat and causes you to choke to death.

I wish for a nail.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted it is the last nail that seals the coffin that you are being buried alive in


I wish i had more wishes

[Tawa]

Granted. It's not like you'd run out on the CaW thread, so it's pointless.

I wish for the legendary sword Bonestabber.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, as long as you can retrieve it from the exact center of the face of Mount Thor.

I wish for broccoli.

[flabort]

Granted. Your face is turned into broccoli, and I make it into broccoli cheese soup.

I wish for more people to turn into broccoli.

[Lenglon]

Granted, there is an angry mob full of more people that want you dead right outside your door. Good luck turning them into broccoli.

I wish I could turn small furry animals into large furry animals, and vice versa.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. All transformed animals are given [OPPOSED_TO_LIFE].

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Off topic: I just noticed something interesting:
Note that the 19 999th reply is the 20 000th post!

I wish for this thread to last until post 39999.

[Squeegy]

Granted. It is the year 292929. Humanity is eradicated. The only trace of life left on the crumbling infrastructure of the abandoned Internet is spambots, who have become so advanced that they defeated all the old captchas. The 39999th post in this thread is made by one such spambot. Bigger penis in 14 days, it says. There are no penises left on Earth.

I wish for the time to do what I want and the willpower to make good use of that time.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you want to lick your own thumb for all of eternity.

I wish all my course materials were on netflix.

[Squeegy]

Granted, Time Warner and Comcast throttle your Internet so that you can never watch your course materials on time. You fail all your classes.

I wish people were nicer.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, this makes them more exploitable by secret space aliens.

I wish I could win the DeviantART search game.

[IronTomato]

Granted, it's because nothing is on DeviantART anymore.

I wish all toasters toasted toast.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

granted but the toast is rendered inedible


I wish for a good non sequel game to come out that isnt too freaking expensive

[Arx]

Granted. It has horrifying DRM. It's basically hijack software.

I wish for sleeeeep.