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[tuypo1]

granted you get a fire breathing chickun you are banned from all boards for breaking global rule 15

i wish /mlp/ was a not safe for work board

[Nightscar982]

Granted. /mlp/ has changed places with the clop board.

I wish for chocolate cake.

[Tawa]

Granted. It's a wizard chocolate cake and fries you.

[hops]

I wish Tawarochir stop being late to the party and giving wizardly excuses.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You should know that a wizard always arrives exactly when he means to.

I wish that Objective was the objective.

[hops]

Granted, but I am in another castle.

I wish for maximum wizardliness.

[Tawa]

Granted. I steal it back.

I wish that the dating sim was up if it isn't already.

[hops]

Granted. It has terrible art.

I wish I can art.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You can, but people keep asking you to stop. And not politely.

I wish for the unrevocable right to torture and generally be cruel to people without any repercussions on myself

[Aslandus]

Granted, the right only applies to crimes done upon yourself, and since it doesn't hurt you, you are isolated from people who don't like looking at someone who keeps peeling their own skin off.

I wish for a large hat

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, it's called the Empire State Building. *Squish*

I wish I wasn't on the verge of having a heart attack.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You're on the verge of walking into a post.

I wish for snuggles.

[flabort]

Granted. You are adopted by a dire bear, who snuggles you each night in a suffocating grip. However, her fur is quite soft and pleasant.

I wish to exterminate all mosquitoes, gnats, and biting flies, ecosystem be damned.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. They all die. You can't really move without walking on tons of dead insects. It is exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

I wish for ramps instead of stairs.

[Tawa]

Granted. This is because you lost both of your legs.

I wish for a Poké Ball that works on other peoples' pets.