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Worldmaster27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19785 on: August 17, 2014, 08:34:17 pm »
Granted. There are like 30 more expansions for Magic: The Gathering. All of them cost more than the last.

I wish I was better at Patrician III.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19786 on: August 17, 2014, 09:16:32 pm »
Granted. You are better at being the third rich roman guy. The plebians kill you in anger.]

I wish my MP3 player didn't randomly corrupt bits and scraps of my recordings.
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Noel.se

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19787 on: August 18, 2014, 08:57:21 am »
Granted. It breaks and doesn't do anything at all.

I wish for more fortune cookies.

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Aslandus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19788 on: August 18, 2014, 05:45:48 pm »
Granted, they all have the same message, and that message predicts you will die soon due to malnutrition. You soon die due to eating too many fortune cookies.

I wish I had a genie lamp
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19789 on: August 18, 2014, 05:49:30 pm »
Granted, it corrupts your every wish.

I wish I had 5000 balloons.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19790 on: August 18, 2014, 06:02:16 pm »
Granted, they are all deflated and have holes in them.

I wish for a lifetime of unlimited success.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19791 on: August 18, 2014, 07:11:51 pm »
Granted. It is success at losing.

I wish for a bottle of root beer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19792 on: August 18, 2014, 07:12:44 pm »
Granted. Someone else drinks it.

I wish Daniel Radcliffe turned out to be a wizard, and was sent to Wizarding School.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19793 on: August 18, 2014, 09:13:34 pm »
Granted, he accidentally unleashes 7 plagues upon the world, bringing an end to life as we know it.

I wish I was taller
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19794 on: August 18, 2014, 09:23:15 pm »
Granted. Stretching racks make people taller, right?

I wish Bay12 could easily afford a $1,000,000 island.
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TD1

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19795 on: August 18, 2014, 11:42:09 pm »
Granted. We can. And we do. But it's too far away from me  :'(

I wish I was living near the planned Island/land bay12 claim
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19796 on: August 18, 2014, 11:47:57 pm »
Granted but since "Magma mountain" isn't a nice place to live,you never bother going to see it.

I wish for something to do.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19797 on: August 19, 2014, 03:51:33 am »
granted i draw you into 4chan you will never escape

i wish the time was always the same everywhere on the planet
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19798 on: August 19, 2014, 02:42:33 pm »
Granted. The time is "too late".

I wish I was healthier than my dog.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19799 on: August 19, 2014, 02:55:58 pm »
Granted, your dog's guts are dragging one metre behind it along the floor. Your guts drag half that length.

I wish for a fire breathing chicken.
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