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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19770 on: August 16, 2014, 03:46:18 pm »

Granted. They are all the new "Trolls and Tunnels 2nd edition", a blatant and horrible ripoff of the (already objectionable) DnD 4e.

I wish that 4e had been less of an attempt to make a tabletop MMO.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19771 on: August 16, 2014, 06:41:16 pm »

Granted. Instead, it was actually not an attempt. It was a success.

I wish I could make a private army to invade Honduras and rescue Cmega from her parents and cleanse the country of corruption.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19772 on: August 16, 2014, 07:19:54 pm »

Granted. Cmega's parents somehow die in the rescue, which incidentally I was involved with. Oops.

I wish for Cake for everyone.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19773 on: August 17, 2014, 04:30:09 am »

Granted. Everyone gets a nasty cake containing stuff like mushrooms and spoiled whipped cream.

I wish for a pet deinonychus that obeys all of my commands and won't eat me or try to kill me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19774 on: August 17, 2014, 04:33:50 am »

Granted. He is seized by the Secret Police and you are executed.

I wish for guns. On. MARS.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19775 on: August 17, 2014, 04:42:01 am »

Granted. The native martians kill you with them.

I want THIS FUCKER to be destroyed.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19776 on: August 17, 2014, 04:55:44 am »

Granted. It is freed from the only thing that sealed it, and latches onto your soul and eat you from the inside.

I wish I spontaneously exploded.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19777 on: August 17, 2014, 05:01:57 am »

Granted. However, you became immortal in the process, meaning you can feel every single part of you.

I wish for wish corruptions.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19778 on: August 17, 2014, 05:02:52 am »

Granted.

I wish for everything to be corrupted. And by everything, I mean everything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19779 on: August 17, 2014, 06:21:25 am »

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19780 on: August 17, 2014, 06:32:39 am »

Granted, but while you are not sleeping, he will be staring into your soul for all eternity.

I wish for a creepier avatar.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19781 on: August 17, 2014, 07:34:51 am »

Granted, you replace it with a picture of yourself.

I wish for spoilers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19782 on: August 17, 2014, 07:38:47 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That's everyone who is going to die/has died in Game of Thrones, not including A Dance with Dragons.

I wish for a cookie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19783 on: August 17, 2014, 12:37:56 pm »

Granted. I laced it with Epic Expanded Delayed Fireball. You eat it, then I set it off. Due to the limitless nature of Epic Magic, you are dealt enough D6s worth of damage that the GM just up and walks away muttering something about an entire galaxy.

I wish I could read faster and focus better.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19784 on: August 17, 2014, 12:51:44 pm »

gRaNtEd, BuT yOu CaN oNlY fOcUs WhEn It Is WrItTeN lIkE tHiS.

I wIsH fOr MoRe MaGiC.
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