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[tuypo1]

granted but opening it would destroy the universe

I wish I could find an image to use as a background on this project that wont cause problems with text readability

[RAM]

You find the perfect image, and it will only cost you a gazillion bucks to apprehend permission to utilise it.

I wish to be a poorly-conceived Batman Villain.

[hops]

Granted. You get more than you want and become a well-conceived Batman Villain, you get murdered by Jane Doe and had a brief stint as a Batman villain while she becomes you and you become her.

I wish for more Jane Doe appearances in Batman comics.

[jaxy15]

Granted. They are all extremely well-hidden cameo appearances.

I wish for mosquitoes to stop existing forever.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you don't know the repercussions this will have on the ecosystem. It's bad though.

I wish for a bun.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Actually, it's an otherkin. They get mad when you don't refer to them as bun/bun/bunself, despite bunnies being a species, not a gender.

I wish for the ultimate healing power.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, it only works on broken noses.

I wish for jet-powered escape pants.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, they immolate your legs.

I wish I was better at a chosen task.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but I choose that task. You're now much better at getting hit by cars.

I wish I knew if BadLemons made and posted art anywhere else!

[Arx]

Granted. They file a lawsuit against you for invasion of privacy.

I wish the NSA didn't get to invade people's privacy anyway.

[Noel.se]

Granted. The NSA is removed, but another organization with the same purpose is created.

I wish i had a laser pointer.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It blinds you in a fight. You get rekt like Poland in 1939.

I wish rekt like Poland in 1939 was a more popular phrase.

[Tawa]

Granted. Unfortunately, history is suddenly rewritten so that Poland took over the world in 1939.

I wish I was better at drawing with a mouse.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You can't use rodents to draw, unfortunately.

I wish I was made of rubber.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are now made of rubber.
However it's going to be exceptionally hot outside the next few weeks, enjoy getting stuck on the asphalt!

I wish I could make up my mind of what games I would like to play.