Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[jaxy15]

Granted. They all smell and taste like rotten whale carcasses.

I wish for shark people.

[cupkate]

Granted. They take over the world and make you their pet.

I wish for talking cats.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, they are sentient leopard people and take over the world and make you their pet.

I wish I got better rolls on my dice.

[Lyeos]

Granted, the rolls create sentient dice people that take over the world and force you to participate in real versions of various tabletop games.

I wish for napalm.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, the napalm becomes sentient and the napalm people take over the world and force you to participate in battles as the bombs.

I wish for a breadcrumb trail.

[flabort]

Granted. You follow the trail out of the scene of the crime, the bakery, and into the woods, past the river, and right into the maw of the hydra that ate the bakers.

I wish for more hydras.

[Noel.se]

Granted. you become a Hydra. You also loose your sentience.

I wish me luck

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, Fortuna does not luck upon you kindly and curses you with bad luck.

I wish for an Imperial Guard regiment.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are now enlisted in one.

I wish this homework would complete itself and give me a passing grade.

[Lyeos]

Granted.
A D is still technically passing.

I wish I was better at writing posts for my characters.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you write marginally better, averaging a word or two of extra fluff.

I wish I was part of the Tau Empire.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
you become an slave

I wish that Square Enix stops hiring black mages that do nothing expect destroying fan projects as lawyers

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, now they hire hit squads.

I wish for a large shelf.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
it lands on top of you

I wish for puppys

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, they are hellhound puppies. They eat you.

I wish for a packet of biscuits.