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[WillowLuman]

I wish that Kevak would start updating daily,and keep at it for 2 months before lapsing into his emotion bleh again.

Granted, he stops going on Bay12 because he has become too interested in the news and this goes on for two months until he goes into his emotion bleh again. Rinse and repeat.

I wish for an insane gun.
_{I actually want a mentally disturbed gun, funny to see the results of that}

Granted, the gun is perfectly normal - except it can only be used by people who are considered insane. You don't get to use it.

I wish for a wonderfully manly singing voice.

This in your ear, forever. Ninja's be damned!

Granted, but you must exchange two sets of your limbs in return for the singing voice.

I wish for something cool.

To Antarctica with you!

I wish for cold rain instead of warm rain.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you get two cold drops but then there is a drought that lasts a million years and where you live becomes a desert during that time.

I wish for cannibalism in Antarctica.

[WillowLuman]

You watch penguins eat each other.

I wish for an end to this IRL drought, but without catastrophic flooding.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, there is a brief shower.

I wish I was an Eater.

[Orange Wizard]

Granted. You eat.

I wish I had a prehensile tail.

[Noel.se]

Granted. Wearing clothing will be quite difficult now.

I wish i owned a sword.

[flabort]

Granted. You own the Cursed Sword Masamune, and it devours your soul.

I wish that it was easier to find souls that haven't already been devoured by swords or other abominations against nature. I'm starvin' here!

[wer6]

Granted, its gaurded by a ward of starving of the etheral one, if you were to eat it, you would starve twice as fast.

I wish for a +3000 speed buff.

[lemon10]

Granted. You glitch through the walls of the world and fall into an infinite void.

I wish that I had a flying cat.

[Orange Wizard]

Granted. The cat now flies everywhere you don't want it to, and leaves a coating of fur wherever it goes.

I wish for physical fitness.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but you get it after following the while being mind-controlled by the chicken of DOOM and lose it afterwards.

I wish for a chicken of DOOM

[flabort]

Granted. I was a chicken in a previous life. I am now the undead wizard supreme. Ergo, I am chicken of DOOM. Ergo, you get me.

I wish Comrade Shamrock was more than just a logo and therefor something living and therefor had a soul for me to devour.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, I become and berserk dorf with legendary axe-wielding skills in full steel armour and an artifact axe.

I wish diggy diggy hole was the music for dwarf fortress.

[zomara0292]

Granted, I become and berserk dorf with legendary axe-wielding skills in full steel armour and an artifact axe.

I wish diggy diggy hole was the music for dwarf fortress.

Granted. Now, any time anyone mentions Dwarf Fortress, that song shall play. And it will stick in your head like fatcakes to your ribbs.

I wish I were a pony.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You are eventually made into glue.

I wish to slam jam.