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[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted, you are your own worst enemy.

I wish I had a plate of non-poisoned lasagna.

[flabort]

Granted. Your plate is a plate of Infinite Lasagna of Enticing +5, and it's so good that you can't stop eating. Ever.

I wish for more awesome traps like that in my lair.

[blazing glory]

Granted but you forget about them when you leave and when you come back you fall into every one of them.

I wish for a Timberwolf.

[WillowLuman]

You get a player from the Minnesota Timberwolves.

I wish for sudden climate reversal.

[blazing glory]

Granted,it is now sub zero everywhere,you promptly freeze.

I wish for a Madcat.

[Lyeos]

Granted, a raging kitten devours your face.

I wish for a Prinny in Kevak's sock drawer for every day he does not update.

[blazing glory]

Granted,he stops visiting the forums to deal with the problem.

I wish for a Clan mech "Timberwolf",named by the Innersphere as a "Madcat".

[blazing glory]

Hrrmpf,suppose no one around here has heard of Mechwarrior.

Granted but it falls over and lands on you.

I wish for Mechwarrior 5,and not that "Multiplayer only" piece of garbage.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It is FULL of DLC.

I wish for a softer bed.

[TalonisWolf]

 Granted, it's so soft you drown in the mattress alone.

 I wish I never wished.

[flabort]

Granted. The Genie assumes you typo'd and meant to add "to change my gender", so he changes it "back".

I wish I knew this genie better.

[tuypo1]

granted but you discover horrible things and fall into a deep depresion

i wish i had the ability to teleport

[blazing glory]

You have the ability to teleport into walls.

I wish for faster download time.

[tuypo1]

granted but the government turns tyrannical and arrests you for viewing non sanctioned materials

i wish for the ability to clone myself

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
you do it too much

I wish for more threads