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[WillowLuman]

Granted. You take over posting duties from everyone on the forum.

I wish After Effects would behave so I could animate.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it behaves but your arms turn into noodles.

I wish a bunch of serious, really good RPers and GMs hadn't made characters for my RtD that I openly said was likely going to suck, multiple times. Only reason I'm even making it is so it'll be less chaotic than the previous ones for those weird people that actually enjoyed my old one.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. A bunch of idiotic unbanable spambots latch onto you and spam your every thread instead.

I wish that this thread will never die.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It is kept alive by armies of idiotic unbannable spambots.

I wish for more hands.

[Alev]

Granted. You can't control them, and they suffocate you.

I wish for a good movie.

[flabort]

Granted, but you enjoy the Star Wars Prequels more than anything else. Midiclorians! So Clever!

I wish Lucas hadn't ruined the mystical aspect with technobabble.

[Tawa]

Granted. You ruined it instead.

I wish that the d20 Modern Wealth system made more sense.

[Alev]

Granted. You decide to remove it for your game and now it is Twelvebay Vice: Adventures in Communist Bay12!

I wish I could read people's minds, with a censoring on certain stuf.

[tuypo1]

granted but all the stuff you want censored is visible and all the stuff you want to see is censored (you walked right into that one)

i wish all the social justice warriors and fake 3rd wave feminists would cease to exist

[TamerVirus]

They disappear, causing the patriarchy to inadvertly eradicate all females. Mankind soon dies out.

I wish for SOME PEOPLE to use proper grammar.

[HawaiianJon]

Granted, some people use proper grammar already.

I wish I had the power to control my own direction of gravity.

[tuypo1]

granted but you controll over gravity makes gravity to strong and you get flung into a wall at high speed and die

i wish people would stop bitching about my grammer

[Lyeos]

Granted, you have the power to do so, but only whilst sleeping in a pink onesie.


No wish Tuypo just imploded.
Granted. They stop once it gets better.

I wish for fire.

[HawaiianJon]

You get a free train ride.

I wish for a Fort where my my dwarves decide that booze is better than tantrums.

[Alev]

Granted. They also decide it is better than work.

I wish for a brick wall that was padded with the corpses of my enemies.