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[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but your mind gets a virus and you walk around yelling ''error''

I wish for Flash Gitz to go to war over a tooth.

[Alev]

Granted, it's made of air.

I wish for the ability to browse the internet with my mind.

Granted. You cannot control what you look at. _{the horror}

I wish to be the Toady One.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but you can't handle dorf fortress and are killed by forumites when you discontinue it.

I wish for a comprehensive knowledge on siege warfare.

[Alev]

Granted, by personal experience. Which you lose when you are killed by a stray arrow.

I wish that Threetoe would continue dem stories.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but they become terrible causing you to wish he hadn't.

I wish I had a supercomputer.

[blazing glory]

Granted but it's got better things to do then let you play games and browse the internet,it conquers the world,and it won't even let you have a garbage computer.

I wish for kittens.

[Tawa]

Granted. Enjoy your new body.

I wish that one adjective could describe everything.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Ahem: Damn.

I wish for a pizza party for you guys.

[Shoruke]

Granted, but all of the pizza is from the hotel I work at so it's either burnt, too hot, or cold and gross. And all of it is vegetarian.

I wish for pokeballs!

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get trapped in a pokéball along with all the missing socks that have occurred throughout the ages.

I wish I could be less annoying whilst still retaining the one thing that allows me to at least somewhat justify my stupidity with an attempt to make others laugh at it.  It's also how I deal with stress, because I'm really bad at coping.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you're father dies and everybody assumes your jokes are an attempt to cover the pain.

I wish for dice that would roll the number I wanted.

[Aslandus]

Granted, nobody wants to gamble with you now because they all know you use loaded dice

I wish I had a viking drinking horn

[flabort]

Granted. As per tradition, you can't put it down. However in your case it's because it's cursed and fused to your flesh.

I wish the mosquitoes would stop following me around, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY AT CAMP SEVERAL HOURS AWAY YOU ACCURSED INSECTS.

[Lyeos]

Granted, they technically aren't following you if they're in your lungs, right?

I wish to be memorable for something other than a high PPD.

[Alev]

Granted. It is your high PPW (posts per week).

I wish that my PPD was higher. Because it's so low.