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[jaxy15]

Granted. You now have to go through 3000.

I wish to have my teeth punched out.

[TalonisWolf]

 Granted. Your upper and lower jaws have been reduced to a paste.

 I wish I had my Internet Router back...

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, it comes in pieces. (Broken not self-assembly)

I wish my internet was better.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted but it costs so much that you go bankrupt and there's a cancel fee so you can never stop it.


I want a spud launcher and subsequent ammo.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted you attempt to fight with it and get the ammo after the fight.

I wish I had enough for the cancel fee.

[blazing glory]

Granted but then someone mugs you for all your money.

I wish for knowledge of all things....

Without my head exploding,catching fire,going insane,being abducted by aliens,the government,and terrorists.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you are abducted by a cult who want to become all-knowing.

I wish I could mug someone in a wish corruption.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
they mugged you back later

I wish that I could find the tvtropes link

[Tawa]

Granted. It eats you. FOREVER.

I wish that people were more knowledgeable about commas and things like the usages of "affect" and "effect".

[Lyeos]

Granted, they refuse to use them specifically to irritate you, though.

I wish for oranges.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
you get moldy oranges

I wish that I was not so cruel with my corruptions

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You a banished from this thread for being too nice.

I wish for understandable politics.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
but you first have to find an extremely well hidden town, then research politics, then you have to kill all politicians, then you have put an max level person in position before that can happen.

I wish for some fire

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you're home burns down.

I wish for the power to create non-insane, non-murdering golems.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
the golems are short-lived ,living for only 2 seconds

I for some dough of the money kind