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jaxy15

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19530 on: July 18, 2014, 12:13:23 pm »

Granted. You now have to go through 3000.

I wish to have my teeth punched out.
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TalonisWolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19531 on: July 18, 2014, 01:18:11 pm »

 Granted. Your upper and lower jaws have been reduced to a paste.

 I wish I had my Internet Router back...
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19532 on: July 18, 2014, 04:26:30 pm »

Granted, it comes in pieces. (Broken not self-assembly)

I wish my internet was better.

HissinhWalnuts

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19533 on: July 18, 2014, 04:30:07 pm »

Granted but it costs so much that you go bankrupt and there's a cancel fee so you can never stop it.


I want a spud launcher and subsequent ammo.
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19534 on: July 18, 2014, 04:31:29 pm »

Granted you attempt to fight with it and get the ammo after the fight.

I wish I had enough for the cancel fee.

blazing glory

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19535 on: July 18, 2014, 07:58:27 pm »

Granted but then someone mugs you for all your money.

I wish for knowledge of all things....

Without my head exploding,catching fire,going insane,being abducted by aliens,the government,and terrorists.
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19536 on: July 18, 2014, 08:11:14 pm »

Granted, you are abducted by a cult who want to become all-knowing.

I wish I could mug someone in a wish corruption.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19537 on: July 18, 2014, 08:14:13 pm »

Granted,
they mugged you back later

I wish that I could find the tvtropes link
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19538 on: July 18, 2014, 09:07:49 pm »

Granted. It eats you. FOREVER.

I wish that people were more knowledgeable about commas and things like the usages of "affect" and "effect".
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19539 on: July 19, 2014, 08:54:36 pm »

Granted, they refuse to use them specifically to irritate you, though.

I wish for oranges.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19540 on: July 19, 2014, 10:01:15 pm »

Granted,
you get moldy oranges

I wish that I was not so cruel with my corruptions
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Worldmaster27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19541 on: July 19, 2014, 10:03:20 pm »

Granted. You a banished from this thread for being too nice.

I wish for understandable politics.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19542 on: July 19, 2014, 10:14:34 pm »

Granted,
but you first have to find an extremely well hidden town, then research politics, then you have to kill all politicians, then you have put an max level person in position before that can happen.

I wish for some fire
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19543 on: July 19, 2014, 10:25:19 pm »

Granted, you're home burns down.

I wish for the power to create non-insane, non-murdering golems.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19544 on: July 19, 2014, 10:29:08 pm »

Granted,
the golems are short-lived ,living for only 2 seconds

I for some dough of the money kind
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