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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19515 on: July 17, 2014, 06:25:32 pm »
Granted, you're a canary.

I wish for the ability to create golems.
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Frostmoon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19516 on: July 17, 2014, 06:28:52 pm »
Granted, you can now make flesh golems. After making about six of them, they begin a plot to kill you and make you into spare parts.

I wish I knew what to wish for. (Also, Worldmaster27, thank you for what is essentially a welcome. :3)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19517 on: July 17, 2014, 06:32:41 pm »
The genie of the thread comes down and whispers a completely incorruptable wish in your ear. unfortunately his mere presence reduces your brain to mush.

I wish I didn't hate the world quite as much as I do today.
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19518 on: July 17, 2014, 06:47:21 pm »
Granted, you hate the world just as much as I do always. The maelstrom of seething rage rends your flesh from your bones, because you can't handle it. Mhmm.

I wish for confetti.
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Worldmaster27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19519 on: July 17, 2014, 06:59:53 pm »
Granted. You burst into confetti after being strung up and having small children beat you to death with bats.

I wish Cmega had that handaxe.
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19520 on: July 17, 2014, 09:11:28 pm »
Granted,
Cmega kills you with it

I wish for video game villians like Fawful to shut up
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19521 on: July 18, 2014, 02:36:11 am »
Granted, they do so after speaking for an hour.

I wish I could retrieve limbs like a starfish so I could cut them off.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19522 on: July 18, 2014, 02:41:14 am »
Granted. You are now Patrick Star.

I wish for a chaos dunk.
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19523 on: July 18, 2014, 02:52:36 am »
Granted,
but since I do not know what an chaos dunk is, you die

I for something that involves Fawful
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blazing glory

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19524 on: July 18, 2014, 04:45:01 am »
Granted but all he does is say “I HAVE FURY!”.

I wish for more sausage rolls.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19525 on: July 18, 2014, 07:02:34 am »
Granted! You have now more sausage rolls made from your own mother!

I wish for that all videos in YouTube are replaced by "two guys one cupcake" videos...
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19526 on: July 18, 2014, 07:22:22 am »
Granted,
and Google places the turrets from the Portal games near computers to make sure that it stays that way.

I wish that my entire house is painted black, I don't wanted idots with portal guns getting into my house
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blazing glory

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19527 on: July 18, 2014, 08:07:53 am »
Granted but it's covered in blue gel soon enough.

I wish for sleep.
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19528 on: July 18, 2014, 08:32:02 am »
Granted,
you never wake up

I wish for something trival
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19529 on: July 18, 2014, 11:51:38 am »
Granted, you gain the power of breathing!

I wish I didn't have to go through three pages in my new replies thing.  :(
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