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[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
inside of your dreams.

I wish for an 3DS

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but it is 1D instead

I wish for a tank

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
the tank ran over you, over and over.

I wish for an little ball of fur

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you have a hairball, the same way cats do.

I wish I was bald.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
people now hate you

I wish for an wish

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you post again and again and again, your mind is consumed by this wish and it drives you mad

I wish I had pie

[Arx]

Pie! Flying Pie! Flying pie with *large, serrated steel disc*s in it! Hope you have points in dodge.

I wish I had a calculator.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, it is mechanical and can't do large sums

I wish for a pulse rifle.

[Tawa]

Granted. It fires pulses of bunnies.

I wish that there was a bizarre parody of Call of Cthulhu where people would call Cthulhu over the phone.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, it ain't fun.

I wish for a wall

[Frostmoon]

Granted. It's the very same wall you're about to run-*CRASH*
Uh, are you okay...?

I wish for a dog. :3

[Lyeos]

Granted. You get Dog from the New Vegas DLC. He eats you.

I wish for jazz.

[Frostmoon]

Granted. You never said it had to be 'good' jazz.

I wish that my ballet class started at 7:30, not 6:30.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, it starts in seven minutes and thirty seconds, not six and a half minutes. You still haven't gotten cleaned up and you're missing one shoe.

I wish for an official Frostmoon welcome party.

[Lyeos]

Granted, the party was in another thread, you missed it because you weren't invited. ((No, seriously, check out the Roll to Spend Points thread.))

I wish I was less rude.