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[Armok]

Granted, unfortunately it's from a very old version.
LSTAR has been scaled by the steam!

I wish that the next person makes a very interesting wish.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted but the next person is ME   .

I wish this was the most interesting wish ever, if it isnt that Armok will aquire a fell mood and kill random people....

[TotalPigeon]

Your wish is granted, this without doubt is obviously the most interesting wish ever, and everyone realises it, and thus this thread dies because their wish cannot possible compare...







 





 






 







 







 








































In other news, Armok acquires a fell mood and starts killing people... but as Armok has already been on a murderous killing spree for all eternity, no one really notices the change.

I wish for a board for uniform nonsense.

[ January 07, 2008: Message edited by: TotalPigeon ]

[Impending Doom]

Granted. A board is posted that is so absolutely nonsensical that you are reduced to a gibbering mess simply by reading it.

I wish that my christmas tree would just put ITSELF away for the year, and spare me the trouble.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted, but now your tree wants equal rights and eventualy gets it...then several years later trees get the right to vote and eventualy ban the logging industry...so no more paper goods...

I wish this bannana bread and homemade jam sandwitch wasnt my last...

[Impending Doom]

Granted. Your house is now filled with banana bread and homemade jam sandwiches.

They're everywhere.

Watching you.

With their beady little sandwich eyes.

Watching...

Waiting...

For the perfect time to act.

I wish that I had a faster connection than this stupid dial-up!!

EDIT: now that I think about this, it reminds me of a book called "The Traveller in Black". In it, a mysterious man travels the world attempting to drive back the forces of chaos. Several times in the story, he meets/passes/happens to notice people on the road who declare that they wish for something. The traveller grants their wish, but not in a particularly pleasing way (i.e., a man wishes that he was rid of his mother. The roof of his house collapses, killing him, but his mother survives).

[ January 08, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

[Fenrir]

Granted, but the roof of your house caves-in on you.
The spinning ‼debris‼ strikes you in the head.
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizeable mass!
Impending Doom has been struck down.

I wish that the real world had raws, so I sould give myself the [NOFEAR] and [ALL_ACTIVE] tags.

[Helmaroc]

Granted. After 'improving' yourself for a while, a young family member decides to go and give you his 'awesome' modded flying toilet-men. "Whoopsies, opened the wrong file" ponders Young Family Member. "Hey, this is cool! This is the human file!" After tinkering with it for a while, giving it wings, four heads and six arms, he has to go home. Also, that file wasn't the human file. It was YOUR human file. You have a HARD time finding girls after that, lets put it that way.

I wish that my fish were smart enough to stay in their tank, not fight over territory and to appoint a king. And they always appointed the smallest living fish.

P.S. My smallest fish acts much smarter than my other 3, Example: the biggest one was chasing him, and he went straight down at the side of the tank, and the big one rammed into the side with a *THUMP* audible throughout my room.

P.S.S. Sorry for the earlier confusion. I had had a long day.

[ January 08, 2008: Message edited by: Helmaroc ]

[Kashyyk]

wish granted, they do not jump out of their tank, they do not fight over teritory, they do appoint the small clever fish as king and this kingfish is so clever he takes over the world and forces everyone to the desert where there is no water and everyone knows it is ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

i wish for a cheese and ham toasty.

[Helmaroc]

Granted. But it's burnt into a hard, black substance that tastes like ashes.

I wish that my sister wasn't so weird.

[McDoomhammer]

Granted.  She's now your brother.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

[Kashyyk]

granted, its you that teleports. Not your clothes!

I wish this forum colour didnt make my eyes sting

[Helmaroc]

Granted. Now it makes them burn.

I wish that that jigsaw puzzles never existed. (i hate those things)

[Wooty]

Granted. The newest fad is rubix cube sodoku puzzles. You get one for Christmas every year for the rest of your life.

I wish the movie Cloverfield didn't suck. So much hype, so much fail.

[Kashyyk]

wish granted, now it sucks even more

i wish i didn't have to do my french homework