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[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

(removed)

[Gulddom]

Granted,
Shortly after your computer crashes and erupts in a ball of flame.

I wish that Roc would stop posting about bloons tower defense.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

(removed)

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

((Can't you just change targeting to most powerful))

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

((but that would mean that snipers target MOAB class bloons, which is something I don't want to happen))

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

((Just temporarily. OR change it to something else. Or lose.))

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

((losing is not an option since it's in real life (no such thing as second chances when it comes to hostile invasions) and there is currently an BFB on track so that's counterproductive anyway))

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I walk over and pop the zebra with a pin. Wish granted. Now stop posting that.

I wish I could play Dwarf Fortress at my job.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Since you've been fired, your job is being unemployed.

I wish to be able to win dwarf fortress.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you can but you shouldn't because if you get caught you'll be sacked

Granted you can, but when you complete it you lose all interest and are then hunted down by the forum members for this heresy.

I wish for three tonnes of dynamite.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Three tons of dynamite explode in your face.

I wish for a minigun.

[Scotsmen]

Granted, you are arrested for unlicensed possession of a military weapon.

I wish for a driver's license.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, you are arrested for stealing it from the president of the United States.

I wish all the bugs in DF2014 were fixed

[Scotsmen]

Granted, I can't corrupt that.

I wish for DFhack to be updated for DF2014.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, but then DF2020 comes out.

I wish Dwarf Therapist for the current version would be released.