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Noel.se

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19200 on: July 03, 2014, 03:56:17 pm »

Granted. They all get corrupted.

I wish for superior understanding.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19201 on: July 03, 2014, 03:56:55 pm »

Granted, welcome to Bay12.
Granted. You use them all up on more wishes. Everytime you get more, you make more wishes. But you only ever use them to wish for wishes.
Granted. It is superior to a moth. Just.
I wish for DF to update right now!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19202 on: July 03, 2014, 03:58:55 pm »

Granted. it is updated early because Toady died.

I wish for pain.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19203 on: July 03, 2014, 04:00:09 pm »

Granted.

I wish for prosperity.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19204 on: July 03, 2014, 04:05:17 pm »

Granted. It is taken from you without your consent.

I wish the people didn't care if I beat the shit out of them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19205 on: July 03, 2014, 06:36:44 pm »

Granted. You produce a field of apathy, so no one near you really cares what you do to them. But it affects you to, so you don't really care enough to beat the shit out of anyone. Or leave your home, really. Meh. Whatever.

I wish for less apathy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19206 on: July 03, 2014, 07:07:08 pm »

Granted. Every little thing makes everyone fly into a rage. The world quickly tears itself apart.

I wish for mountains of glorious pies of all varieties.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19207 on: July 03, 2014, 07:22:48 pm »

Granted, it's got human pies and mud pies and cyanide pies and crayon pies and fungus pies, etc.

I wish for a large enough volcano to toss everyone into.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19208 on: July 03, 2014, 07:24:42 pm »

Granted, but they are all forbidden. {pies}
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Granted, but it is on another planet.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19209 on: July 03, 2014, 07:27:01 pm »

Granted, you have an entire library dropped on you. Ouch.

I wish I knew why a certain someone wanted to add me on Steam.  :-\ Because I don't get it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19210 on: July 03, 2014, 07:33:57 pm »

Granted. They want to stalk you in a less discreet manner.

I wish for the blood of a thousand virgins to quench this goddamn thirst.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19211 on: July 03, 2014, 07:38:56 pm »

Granted, it's THAT kind of blood. Ew.

I wish for the ability to redirect any force.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19212 on: July 03, 2014, 07:46:54 pm »

Granted, you can redirect aaaany force straight into your neck.

I wish for the power to bowl with literally anything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19213 on: July 03, 2014, 07:53:58 pm »

Granted. Although it is possible, bowling with crocodiles is not a wise decision. You are eaten.

I wish for many snuggles to be had by all.
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19214 on: July 03, 2014, 08:02:25 pm »

Granted, you have an entire library dropped on you. Ouch.

I wish I knew why a certain someone wanted to add me on Steam.  :-\ Because I don't get it.
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