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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1292010 times)

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19140 on: June 28, 2014, 09:05:56 pm »
Granted.

Dude, just pull open DF.

I wish that I probably still had an account.
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jaxy15

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19141 on: June 30, 2014, 03:30:39 pm »
Granted. It's permanently banned.

I wish for a faster internet.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19142 on: June 30, 2014, 03:58:46 pm »
Granted, but you're banz0red from all the websites in existence.

I wish that I could banz0r anybody I don't like.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19143 on: June 30, 2014, 04:06:35 pm »
Granted. You don't like yourself.

I wish for less ninjas.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19144 on: June 30, 2014, 04:17:33 pm »
Granted. You get more bandits.

I wish the staff around here were more polite.
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Scotsmen

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19145 on: June 30, 2014, 05:35:38 pm »
Granted. Now they have no authority. Bay12 descends into a hellhole, little better than the YouTube comments section.

I wish Google and YouTube hadn't merged.
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Quote from: Beirus on May 01, 2014, 11:55:35 am
As he waits to be unrestrained and taken backstage, he can't help but think I miss my fun bits.

Karkov

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19146 on: June 30, 2014, 05:47:01 pm »
Granted.  Google instead subsidized Myspace and is trying to shove that down everyone's throat instead.

I wish it would cool off around here.
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ZalkozDestbro

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19147 on: June 30, 2014, 05:48:08 pm »
Granted the ice age happens to the internet freezing all the accounts for everything.

I wish it got hot in here...(so take off all your clothes)
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19148 on: June 30, 2014, 06:01:24 pm »
I wish for cold
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TD1

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19149 on: June 30, 2014, 06:07:02 pm »
Granted. It is now both hot and cold. At the same time. People take off their clothes. Then die from frostbite.

I wish dogs had wings, and cats were as slow as snails.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19150 on: June 30, 2014, 06:12:02 pm »
Granted. Dogs can't pump blood to their wings and wind up dying from complications. Cats just become lazier. And cuddlier, as they don't mind being picked up to go from place to place anymore.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt. McDonald's gave me the wrong chicken wrap, I asked for Spicy Thai, they gave me Bacon. Yuk.
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TD1

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19151 on: June 30, 2014, 06:14:23 pm »
Granted. But everyone knows you didn't like the bacon. The expected flash mob appears.

I wish Flabort liked the bacon  >:(
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Scotsmen

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19152 on: June 30, 2014, 06:16:11 pm »
Granted, he EATS ALL TEH BACON leaving none for anyone else.

I wish for someone to DO ALL TEH THINGS.
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Quote from: Beirus on May 01, 2014, 11:55:35 am
As he waits to be unrestrained and taken backstage, he can't help but think I miss my fun bits.

Noel.se

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19153 on: July 01, 2014, 08:19:57 am »
Granted. This includes killing you.

I wish for the worldwide extermination of all bacon.
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Scotsmen

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19154 on: July 01, 2014, 02:05:36 pm »
Quote from: Noel.se on July 01, 2014, 08:19:57 am
I wish for the worldwide extermination of all bacon.
You monster.


Granted. You are killed by the guys over at Epic Meal Time.

I wish for an Epic Meal.
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Quote from: Beirus on May 01, 2014, 11:55:35 am
As he waits to be unrestrained and taken backstage, he can't help but think I miss my fun bits.
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