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[Lyeos]

Granted, it begins when you're permanently destroyed by a walrus.

I wish for warm socks.

[Tawa]

Granted. You just fished them out of the magma sea. A dwarven sock fetish compels you to put them on.

I wish that everybody but me had a sock fetish I could abuse for personal gain.

[ZalkozDestbro]

Granted but it is opposite day so only you have the sock fetish

I wish for whales

[Lyeos]

Granted, the land whales destroy your house and everything you hold dear.

I wish Zal would join the new GoD game... Because at the rate we get anyone to update, he isn't likely to miss anything.

[TD1]

Granted. He joins and tears it apart from the inside.

I wish Lyeos would be condemned to eternal servitude as tax-collector at the Pearly Gates.

[Tawa]

Granted. However, these gates have no taxes because of a newly-arrived political group that opposes the usage of money. Lyeos is free.

I wish that I could create a DnD campaign where I'm the Ultimate Evil Bad Guy.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, but the players never get around to doing the main quest.

I wish for real-life to have quests.

[Tawa]

Granted. Running errands is now called "questing" and the Earth becomes an MMO.

I wish that Runescape was more like the way it used to be before the microtransactions and graphical updates. (RIP RS2)

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's how it was before they removed PvP in the wilderness, with none of the new quests and such.

I wish Runescape was how it was before the microtransactions, graphical updates, combat change, and removal of the random event things.

(( ))

[flabort]

Granted. Nobody can bare to corrupt this wish, and you get off scot free. Perfection at last.

I wish Dark Wizard was more widely known of.

[Karkov]

Granted, it's been done since last year.  It's completely filled with 10 year-olds who are "buying gf."

Damned ninjas.


Granted, now everyone plays it and won't shut up about it no matter what you do.  It becomes the new CoD.

I wish I could work on my forum game longer without getting a headache.

[Tawa]

Granted, but it suddenly becomes bought out by and incorporated into modern RS by Jagex.

Granted. You cannot, however, create any more forum games.

I wish that I could make a complete ripoff of Runescape, how it was before the microtransactions, graphical updates, combat change, and removal of the random event things and not get arrested for it.

[Karkov]

Granted, but it suddenly becomes bought out by and incorporated into modern RS by Jagex.

Granted. You cannot, however, create any more forum games.

I wish that I could make a complete ripoff of Runescape, how it was before the microtransactions, graphical updates, combat change, and removal of the random event things and not get arrested for it.

((If you really want that, you should click the link hidden in the scratch out.  They heard that complaint a lot and actually reverted a server or two to the point where that was actually a thing.  So there's a couple of official Runescape 2007 servers out there for you to play on.))

[Lyeos]

Granted, but the pMods are just as bad as they are in the current version of Runescape, and the community as unfriendly.

I wish for a boomerang.

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Granted, but it suddenly becomes bought out by and incorporated into modern RS by Jagex.

Granted. You cannot, however, create any more forum games.

I wish that I could make a complete ripoff of Runescape, how it was before the microtransactions, graphical updates, combat change, and removal of the random event things and not get arrested for it.

((If you really want that, you should click the link hidden in the scratch out.  They heard that complaint a lot and actually reverted a server or two to the point where that was actually a thing.  So there's a couple of official Runescape 2007 servers out there for you to play on.))

Yes, but unless I'm mistaken, that requires both membership, which I no longer have, and creating an entirely new character, which isn't fun. Plus, there's some post 2007 stuff which was cool, but...

[Eric Blank]

Granted. After throwing the boomerang, it comes back and slashes your throat out.

I wish for dwarves to do my bidding and mine the mountains for me.