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[BadLemonsXI]

wait it'll only say new post if I new post not edit messages right? if so ^new post

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Misty and co. are beset by dingoes.

I wish for ferrets.

[flabort]

Granted. Everyone you care about is now a ferret.

I wish for a cold glass of a carbonated alcoholic beverage made of Durian and Jalepenos.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it also happens to be poisoned.

I wish for the world to explode.

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Haha, that made my day, Lemons. G'night everybody.

[BadLemonsXI]

Granted. but the world is saved by bay12forum people

I wish we where the cool kids

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g'night lyeos

[flabort]

Granted, but a nasty old lady forces you to go to piano lessons every couple hours.

I wish my drink weren't poisoned

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted, it is now the temperature of the sun.

I wish dwarf Fortress would update tomorrow.

[blazing glory]

Granted but Toady one is now extremely stressed out and takes a year long break.

I wish for a less hair.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you're a fish.

I wish for my dogs to get along with our new chickens.

[Tawa]

Granted. You become a chicken to promote relations between the two. [Family member/guy checking on you/caretaker/etc.] eats you, not knowing that it's you.

I wish that we could turn this thread into a comic book.

[TD1]

Granted. We could. No one wants to, though.

I wish all un-corruptions in the un-corrupting thread became corrupted.

[Noel.se]

Granted. This includes all un-corruptions that used to benefit you.

I wish for a clock.

[TD1]

Granted. It speeds the time of your death.

I wish for a universe in complete stasis, but in which everyone was still alive.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's an alternate universe, and boy, when those guys wake up, they're gonna kill you.

I wish for Super Mutant Behemoths in all major cities.

[TD1]

Granted. That, the most humble of God's creations, kills them by pecking at 'em.

I wish for the Mars Rover to find alien life in the form of Spongebob.