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[Lyeos]

Granted, you can hire me, but you must offer no less than three souls per target.

I wish people would post in the Uncorrupt a Wish thread.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
Its locked by Toady.

I wish for free will.

[Lyeos]

Granted, Wills are now free for anyone to take. The name "Will" is completely wiped from existence, as nobody wants to be treated as a free item.

I wish for a unicorn. Of death.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are now in MLP and shout 'death' whenever you are on screen.

I wish Lyeos lived in an alternate reality where everyone was made out of nachos and/or pancakes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, it's a children's movie by Sony Pictures.

I wish for the worst pun imaginable.

[hops]

Granted. You proceed to kill yourself by penetrating your skull with your palm after hearing it.

I wish the Chinese government stop being douchebags.

[Tawa]

Granted. All other governments begin being douchebags to compensate.

I wish that punching douchebags was legal and that nobody thought I was a douchebag.

[Lyeos]

Granted, the new definition for that word is "really nice person", so everybody hates you for hitting them.

I wish my New Vegas was done downloading.

[blazing glory]

Granted,but instead of a game you get a bunch of gambling systems on your computer instead.

I wish I was old enough to play Fallout New Vegas.

[Tawa]

Granted. However, everything else with "vegas" in the title is also downloaded, filling your computer with porn just as an (insert sensitive person here) looks over your shoulder.


Granted. You move to Las Vegas, which has recently changed its name to "New Vegas". A nuclear bomb hits one day. You are now old enough to "play" fallout New Vegas.

I wish that I had figured out trigonometry before my trigonometry quiz.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The instructor forgets which quiz they were supposed to give you, and you don't get a trig quiz. The instructor refuses to amend their mistake.

I wish to possess a nice laptop.

[blazing glory]

Granted,your soul is possessing a nice laptop.

I wish for new toes.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I chop off your toes and replace them with a flesh-eating fungus.

I wish for fancy clothes.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you steal a dress from Queen Elizabeth II. You're caught, though.

I wish for Saidin.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. He/it exists, it's just that no one has access to him/it.

I wish I knew for sure whether Saidin was to be referred as a he or an it.