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[hops]

Granted. You're senses get alot duller.

I wish people use you/you're correctly.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I wish I understood smurfingtonthethird's obsession with potatoes and cheese.

((If I told you, you'd go mad from the revelation.))

I wish people use you/you're correctly.

Granted, because everyone that doesn't dies instantly.

I wish for everyone to be a potato.

[hops]

...

[Granted. Potatoes do not have brains.]

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[I wish we become sentient again.]

[TD1]

Granted. You're in MZ's kitchen. Granted. We become sentient. You don't.

I wish I did well in my exam today, for which I know only the minimum of facts.

[Shoruke]

Granted, you did very well during your drug test. Wait, you don't remember it? I guess it's because of all the drugs they were testing your resistance to; memory loss is one of the side-effects. Diarrhea is too, that should start taking hold of you tomorrow.

I wish for extradimensional storage space!

[hops]

Granted. You get a bag that is in the 4th, 5-th and 6-th dimension. Since it is not present on the observable plane you lose it quickly, leaving it inside some transdimensional crack on the road.

I wish that I can see in 4D.

[Arx]

Granted. You immediately have a severe breakdown and are thereafter functionally blind.

I wish for competent teachers.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, but they teach utter bullshit.

I wish that everyone was a sentient potato PERMANENTLY.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, everyone is a sentient potato wearing an Ape suit that's why we refer to people in a coma as vegetables. didn't anyone ever tell you?

 I wish I could trade this Ape suit for something in Steel and Chrome.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You get a steel and chrome jail cell!

I wish for fancy jails.

[JackOSpades]

 granted, Jails are so ridiculously fancy everyone commits terrible crimes just for the chance to live in them.

I wish for police non brutality.

[Worldmaster27]

'Granted'. They are so 'nice' that criminals can 'get' away with horrible 'crimes', even if it means 'they' can't get into those fancy 'jails'.

I wish for random apostrophes.

[Arx]

Granted. They are truly random, rendering many sentences totally incomprehensible.

I wish for the removal of said apostrophes.

[Lyeos]

Granted, many works of literature are screwed up now because and apostrophe doesn't just mean " ' ".

I wish for a drillchakuwhipsword-launcher.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, but firing your ridiculous projectile causes it to flop ineffectually onto the ground as you fly backwards from the force needed to merely eject it from the tube.

I wish for less ridiculous anime weapons.