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[Arcvasti]

Granted, they're crows. And that ends badly because the only thing crows do better then flocking is murdering.

I wish for shark immunity.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you have the immune system of a shark. Not bad, but it doesn't protect you from sharks themselves.

I wish other people were on the Minecraft server.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. the serverload is too high, and it crashes.

I wish I knew what to do.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I let millions of voices into your head, fighting for control of what you should do.

I wish I could control Lyeos through Bay12.

[~Neri]

Granted, you should go and streak in a church.

Granted, Lyeos quickly realizes he needs to kill you and stop Bay12ing till he does. He goes offline for two weeks and three days, you then mysteriously stop posting and he starts posting again.

I wish for amusing happenstance.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Lyeos is coming for you. How quaint.

I wish we hadn't just made Lyeos into a serial killer.

[~Neri]

Granted, I end up seducing him.

I wish for more amusing happenstance.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. We made him into an SCP that drives everyone insane.
Granted. You are murdered on Lyeos's birthday.

I wish for more people to know about the greatness of video games.

[Lyeos]

Granted, your corruption deeeefinitely doesn't make me want to consider you a friend. I think I'll murder you just to be on the safe side.


Granted, more people know about the greatness of modern games, which is still pretty godawful.

I wish I knew what the deal with the Lyeos wishes was!

[~Neri]

Granted, it is because we think you are awesome and think you should accept your awesomeness as your worldview.

I wish for Lyeos to have a happier worldview in reference to himself.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You now know.
Granted.

I wish Lyeos lived in a world made of paper and matches.

[Lyeos]

Granted, he builds his own funeral pyre because burning is how I wanna die.

I wish for people to be more realistic.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, the suicides they increase.

I wish for Lyeos's assets to be frozen and for him to be chosen to be sent to the ends of the earth (WHOOPIE!)

[blazing glory]

Granted,the end of the earth turns out to be filled with foxes and traps because Kevak rules the world and found out how to make eternal youth.

I wish Kevak to be finished with Prophets combat system or whatever system it was.

[Tawa]

Granted. There is no end of the earth; your wish is invalidated.
Granted. The combat system revolves around how fast you can be punched in the face.

I wish all the forumites were gender-swapped for one day.