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[Tawa]

Granted. At some insignificant point, he didn't ninja you. The net effect is nil as of right now.

I wish for the LEGO Movie on DVD.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The movie makes you want to play with legos. All your logos, and money, have disappeared

I wish for a bin of infinite legos

[Lyeos]

Granted, one day, you fall in and start sinking to the bottom... But it isn't there...

I wish to be hit. By a bus.

[Karkov]

Granted, however it is a toy bus that a toddler plays with.

I wish Tawarochir and Th4DwArfy1 would work on that FG&RP game they decided to make yesterday.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is half an inch tall and has .00000042 horsepower.

I wish that Kevak would be a [human] and fight me over in the terrified thread.

Granted.

I wish that Th4DwArfY1 would see this and come help me work things out.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Turns out he's the idea guy.

I wish I knew which game you two were talking about.

[Lyeos]

Granted, he helps you with your battle against Kevak.

Granted, it's a game not meant for one as young as yourself. Hoho.

I wish Tawarochir was terrified from my pre-edit post over in the terrified thread.

[Tawa]

Granted. I challenge you and Kevak in a double battle.

I wish I owned the Batmobile and did not get in any sort of trouble for owning or driving it.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but you can't afford any fuel.

I wish someone would post in the Weaponize It thread.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is Toady, who is locking it.

I wish that whenever I walked into a building, the Imperial March would play.

[Karkov]

Granted, however your limbs are cut off and you have trouble breathing for the rest of your life.  Also you wear a hat that has pointy needles that stick you whenever you wear it, which is practically always.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

((As an aside, Darth Vader's getup was reeeally metal, and extremely painful for him.))

[Tawa]

Granted. The operation that saves your eyes leads to the necessity of your limbs being cut off and you have trouble breathing for the rest of your life. Also you wear a hat that has pointy needles that stick you whenever you wear it, which is practically always.

I wish the Imperial March would play whenever I walked into a building without horrific bodily horror being performed on me.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Eventually someone gets sick of it and kills you to death.

I wish for dental health.

[Lyeos]

Granted, all of your health goes to your teeth. The rest of your body starts to rot.

I wish Kevak would get involved so we could have another leader.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. He crushes us all with fox soldiers.

I wish more people flocked to my banner.