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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are executed in the culling for the fox-trap population.

I wish there were 5 more traps.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. They are mousetraps, and there is one on your nose, one on your tongue, one on each ear, and one on your [part taken out because NSFW].

I wish for the ability to paint something and have the painting rise from the [insert painting surface], as a 3D object.

[Tawa]

Granted. You first paint Hitler armed with a nuclear missile launcher on his arm.

I wish I was Batman.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Since in the old batman whatevers, he and Robin shared a bed, you're arrested for obvious reasons.

I wish for misfortune!

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted, you paint black and are sucked into the resulting black hole.

Granted, everything on earth is sucked into a black hole.

I wish I could freeze time for everything but myself.

[Tawa]

Granted. For some reason, all the people who hate you count as "yourself" and are not frozen. They instead have SUPER SPEED.

I wish that I was not seemingly-homosexual Batman.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you're an openly homosexual Batman instead, which really hurts your case.

I wish for misfortune only for myself!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You change your way of thinking and accept us as your friends. This is the beginning of the end for what's left of your sanity.

I wish I posted more sig worthy things.

[Tawa]

Granted. You, Th4DwArfY1, and nomoetoe find me at the top of a tall cliff. I order you three to jump down, but if you yell for something while you fall, you will land on it. Th4DwArfY1 jumps and yells "A pile of Wheel of Time books!" and lands on the soft cushion of Path of Daggers. Nomoetoe jumps and yells "FABULOUS rainbow magic!" and lands on plushy FABULOUS rainbow pillows. You go to jump, but then you trip on a rock as you are about to fall and shout "Oh, sheep-gutted milk drinker!", subsequently landing in a baby with highly unusual anatomy. BULLCRAP

Granted. You, Th4DwArfY1, and nomoetoe find me at the top of a tall cliff. I order you three to jump down, but if you yell for something while you fall, you will land on it. Th4DwArfY1 jumps and yells "A pile of Wheel of Time books!" and lands on the soft cushion of Path of Daggers. Nomoetoe jumps and yells "FABULOUS rainbow magic!" and lands on plushy FABULOUS rainbow pillows. You go to jump, but then you trip on a rock as you are about to fall and shout "Oh, sheep-gutted milk drinker!", subsequently landing in a baby with highly unusual anatomy. The sheep gut thing is sig-worthy, however.

I wish I was Batman with no homosexual activity whatsoever.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but the rest of the men in the prison that you got thrown into don't really care, now do they?

I wish for good music on the radio. By my standards.

[~Neri]

Granted.

I wish for tentacles.

[Tawa]

[Random encoded Cthulhu insanity murmurings]
[Translation: Granted. Your land speed is reduced by 20%.]

[Random encoded Cthulhu insanity murmurings]
[Translation: I wish somebody would use Wish to cure my permanent insanity.]

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Worldmaster casts wish! [1] It fails horribly, and causes Tawarochir's curse to become permanent!

I wish to roll a natural 20.

[Tawa]

Granted. You rolled a natural 20 at Wish, which surpassed everything set in your grant.

I wish I hadn't lost my pencil's eraser.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but as I'm feeling like being a jerk, the only way to keep your insanity at bay is to flirt with Kevak at least once a day.

Granted, you roll a natural twenty when you try to blow yourself up.

Granted, it's lodged in your eye.

I wish that Worldmaster27 hadn't Ninja'd me, so that my corruption of Tawarochir's wish was the permanent one.