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[jaxy15]

Granted. It has rabies.

I wish for a really comfy bed.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's a giant rabid pekingese.

I wish for Nicolas Cage to be in the next Avengers movie.

[Lyeos]

Granted. The entire plot is now about bees.

I wish the corruption to this wish would be incredibly details, at least one paragraph long, and not make a lick of sense.

[TD1]

Granted. The following is still one paragraph, albeit a short one. Edward Cullen is my best friend, and he's the best thing ever to happen in the universe. How's that for sanity and sense?

I wish the Twilight books would all burn. The flames would hurt and effect nothing but the book. Burn, baby, buuuuurn.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, instead of whatever villain they were going to have they instead have the Ego the living planet and put the face of Nicholas cage on it. Glorious.

This corruption cause the great candle wax sandle war, during the 500 year long war a candle wax man named Lyeos lead the many long Gorey smelly hairy waxy battles, he had a long wick his wax was brown and red from dirt and blood which pulsated with chocolate ramen juice which cause his enemies to explode into flaming ass demons that skipped around like weasels covered in frozen magma.
 

Granted, but before they burn you somehow are sucked into the book and become part of the story, commence the burning!

I wish for a singing harp named Louise.

[Shoruke]

Granted, but she's a total stuck-up jerkface and refuses to sing unless you buy her very expensive things.

I wish for computer hacking skills!

[~Neri]

Granted, you get a Trap that is capable of hacking in your bedroom (me). Too bad I only hack when I get bored, fat chance of that happening soon.

I wish for anthropomorphic foxes.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, they get captured by certain peoples of high naughtiness. they are never seen again.

I wish for a goat on skis.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Your life is now a B-movie, Mr. Mad Scientist, and they will happily murder you for the antidote.
Granted, it's the goat simulator goat and he's pointed at your house.

I wish for voice acting work.

[hops]

Granted.You get a job to voice act the Nazguls. Enjoy your sore throats.

I wish I was smoother with people.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, your so smooth that people can't stop rubbing you cause smoothness is nice and smooth.

I wish for a new trapeze.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I cut it when you're in the middle of formerly death-defying stunts.

I wish for commands.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you must now do whatever you're commanded to do. I command you to only use the word flooble to make wishes!

I wish I wasn't glad that Kevak said his stat system will be up today. Glad is not a feeling I desire.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are terrified, and smash every electronic device you own to avoid it.

Flooble.

[Shoruke]

Ummmmm... granted. You are now miserable.
Uhm...? Oh, I get it! *smacks Worldmaster27 in the face with a thick wad of cotton candy, which makes a "flooble" sound effect* There. Granted.

I wish for a free PS4!