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[jaxy15]

Granted. You are no longer allowed to play any games of Yu-Gi-Oh, though.

I wish for a pile of rocks.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, you receive them curtsey of an angry mob throwing them at you til you die.

 I wish I could think of any way that could have turned out well.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. The rocks create a well.

I wish I was awesome at Children's Card Games.

[hops]

Granted. Your skills only work on young children.

I wish for my soulmate.

[blazing glory]

I'll show you my sole mate alright. (Not sure if anyone will get the joke.

I wish for everyone to get the joke I made.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, but it's not funny.

I wish for the cake to not be a lie.

[hops]

Granted. It's locked somewhere deep down in the abyss, where you must fight through GlaDOS' numerous turrets and other more sinister mechanical beasts long forgotten by mankind to reach it. When you get there you can't find it because GlaDOS used her mechanical arm to extinguish the fire and made the cake room dark.

I wish that GlaDOS didn't actually follow through with her cake recipe because that would be hella lethal.

[Lyeos]

Granted, she uses a slightly modified recipe, so it's only ridiculously lethal.

I wish for three nickels and a quarter.

[TD1]

Granted. You get said amount of money, but first the base materials have to be extracted from your body....one moment, this'll only hurt...a loooot.

I wish Lyeos was a benevolent millionaire.

[Shoruke]

Granted, but he is also terrible at managing money and is not a millionaire for very long.

I wish for PS3 trophies.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you're smashed by a giant trophy of a PS3 that I spent all of my money on.

I wish people realized that it's painful when they refuse to accept that I'm evil.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They're trophies resembling PS3s.Ninj'd
Granted. They don't care.

I wish someone posted in my new RP.

[Lyeos]

Granted, they post confusing things.

I wish Blitz would update his Kirby RtD rather than making a new thing.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Nobody posts in it.

I wish I was bored enough to restart my Kirby RTD.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You bump it.
Granted. He updates it with giant links to a bunch of new games that he didn't make.
Granted. You are now forever stuck in a white padded room with a computer that only lets you update your Kirby RtD.

I wish for suggestions for my game.