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[Lyeos]

Granted, all of the effects are positive for everyone except you. And now your ears are bleeding.

I wish for the scribbles of a madman.

[blazing glory]

Granted,but you have a illness that will kill you the instant you become an old man.

Granted,but the first 100 wishes have extremely negative effects.

Granted,your a madman so you make the scribbles.

I wish for a sword,one that's perfectly light,doesn't have a poison handle,is made from steel,is properly sized,won't try to kill me,won't make someone else kill me,and it won't fly away from being so light as to defy gravity.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Granted, all of the effects are positive for everyone except you. And now your ears are bleeding.

I wish for the scribbles of a madman.

Granted. Click the one at the top of this page. Yes, the beginning of this thread. Enjoy.

Granted,but you have a illness that will kill you the instant you become an old man.

Granted,but the first 100 wishes have extremely negative effects.

Granted,your a madman so you make the scribbles.

I wish for a sword,one that's perfectly light,doesn't have a poison handle,is made from steel,is properly sized,won't try to kill me,won't make someone else kill me,and it won't fly away from being so light as to defy gravity.

Granted. The sword explodes, killing you accidentally.

I wish for Smurfington to go BOOM

[WillowLuman]

You get the scribblenauts of a madman
Granted, but you hurt yourself, not knowing how to properly handle such a sword. It's not the sword's fault, it's all on you.
Granted, he craps his pants while on a cramped plane ride next to you.

I wish Neil DeGrass Tyson had a show with Bill Nye.

[hops]

Granted. The sheer awesomeness kills you and a million others.

I wish for [INSERT WISH HERE]

[blazing glory]

Granted,I INSERT MY WISH HERE.

I wish I had my sword back only I knew how to handle it and it is explode proof.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Granted. It melts.

I wish for a magical wand. And crack.

[WillowLuman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENb_FR4nIRY

I wish for rollerskates

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You promptly forget how to use roller skates and crash into a building. It hurts.

I wish for adorable baby pangolins!

[WillowLuman]

Granted, served with basil and garlic.

I wish for all the best animated movies of every style.

[Shoruke]

Granted. All movies made henceforth suck, and so you will never again enjoy a new animated movie.

I wish the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog was real and would follow my orders.

[Nosaneinme]

Granted, served with basil and garlic.

I wish for all the best animated movies of every style.

You know he could of want as Food you know

but whatever

Granted. All movies made henceforth suck, and so you will never again enjoy a new animated movie.

I wish the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog was real and would follow my orders.

An Rabbit is still an rabbit who is going to fear and it follow order like bizarro(As everything is opposite)

I wish that Didn't care about things

[hops]

Granted. You don't care about how to use a/an.

I wish that I can teach people about English conventions without looking like a meanie.

[cahocachi]

Granted. You go live life peacefully on the mountains as you cannot stand the level of grammatical immaturity of the Internet.

I wish I was a goat.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You are the goat from Goat Simulator.

I wish I knew the rulings of every card in Yu-Gi-Oh.