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[Fenrir]

Granted. Everyone on this forum stops rolling their eyes at you. They just post smilies that are rolling their eyes, like this one:  :roll:

I wish I was a werewolf. Don't make me turn into a werewolf during the full moon, that's a modern variation. Make it so I can change between human and wolf at will.

[Armok]

Granted, you now have the ability to turn from your normal form into a little puny mortal human.

I wish peaple stopped posting the smilies to.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, but they now post homemade bitmaps and animated pictures that are much worse.

I wish I had DF 1.0 or later, in a reasonble timeframe(before Toady releases it) with no bugs, and able to run even on slow laptops smoothly. The saving works, and there is no loss of features, or content change in any way that would make the current version more fun than it.

[Fenrir]

quote:Originally posted by Armok:
<STRONG>Granted, you now have the ability to turn from your normal form into a little puny mortal human.</STRONG>

Carp! I could I forget?! I am a wolf!

[Helmaroc]

(ignoring Fenrir    )

Granted. You begin to see odd people around your house, and one day your gf finds a werewolf and a dead body.

This is a picture of a werewolf, a dead body and a girlfriend. The werewolf is playing DF 1.0. The dead body is you. The girlfriend is laughing.

[qwertyuiopas]

Two problems: You didn't make a wish, and I don't have a gf.

[Fenrir]

Third problem: Where the hell did the werewolf come from and what does he have to do with anything?!

[DreaDFanG]

Since none of you wished for anything you have gotten nothing...

I wish that gnawing pain in the back of my head was gone, and that I wouldn't have to take these pills for it...

[Spelguru]

*fetches a guillotine* There, now just hold still...
*chop!*
There, wish granted  

I wish for every single country in the world with nukes to cooperate with eachother to launch all their nukes at the same time at an as even spread as possible over all the land in the world, irradiating the world and wiping out humanity!

Or for the younger cat to realize that the carpet isn't a cat-toilet. Whichever is easier to achieve.

[TotalPigeon]

Wish Granted. Unfortunately, it takes so long to find all of Russia's launch codes that most of humanity has migrated to outer space and mutated into other species before the missiles get launched. Also, your cat realises that the carpet isn't a cat-toilet, but continues to use it for convenience.

I wish for my own personal free extremely talented chef who will cook for me, only cooking food I like to eat in quantities that are worth eating, because I am starving!

[DreaDFanG]

Granted but unfortunetly you didnt tip, so you get poisoned by him and die...

I wish that processing chemicals/metals/gasses/non-metals didnt produce so much waste...my neighbors starting to ask questions....

[ January 07, 2008: Message edited by: DreaDFanG ]

[Jusal]

Granted. Processing chemicals/metals/gasses/non-metals no longer produces so much waste, which leads into world-wide confusion, chaos and beer party.

Your neighbours start to suspect it's all your fault.

I wish no one would ruin this wish or somehow turn it against me.

[Red Jackard]

wish granted. but it is your last

i wish i wish i hadn't sat on that fish

[ January 07, 2008: Message edited by: Red Jackard ]

[Spelguru]

You didn't sit on the fish. It bites you in the lower left leg. It is bruised.

Then the fish swims away!

I wish for a fish... pudding!

[LSTAR]

Granted! Eeewww...

I wish for a bowl full of steaming chowder...