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[Lyeos]

Granted. Bombs. Bombs everywhere.

I wish everyone would have a lovely day.

[~Neri]

Granted, You black out and wake up tied up in someone's basement.

Granted, everyone has been granted a dev lay olay.. Whatever that is.

I wish for carrots.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, I rip the half digested carrots out of the stomachs of rabbits that are in the stomach of a fox that is inside the stomach of a lion that is in the stomach of a eustreptospondylus that is inside the stomach of a blue whale that is inside the stomach of a candle that inside the stomach of a demon that is inside the stomach of me that is inside the stomach of armok that is floating in a dimension named inside the stomach of.

I wish for A wig to keep me from the breeze And blankets for my toes-es

[WillowLuman]

You get a wig on the front of your head, covering your nose-es
And a blanket wrapped tighly 'round your feet, cutting off blood-flows-es
You might just never walk again, or smell the pretty rose-es

I wish for an awesome mustache.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are also a Samurott.

I wish I was a Pokémon trainer.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You are also a Samurott.

I wish I was a Pokémon trainer.

Granted, you gain the title of Pokémon trainer, but they still aren't real.

I wish I was affably evil.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are now adored by the masses and their weakness for lovable rouges and antiheroes, and are trampled by autograph-seekers.

I wish that Batman music (the 60's cartoon music, that is) would underscore my daily life, at my discretion.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but your opponent is an absolutely unfettered self-righteous kind, and no amount of charm can save you from the inevitable murderous rage.
Granted, but other people can hear it, so out of self-preservation you never use it.

I wish for a werewolf apocalypse, because zombies are for wimps.

[Tawa]

Granted. After it all goes down, the crap stops because the werewolves don't go at each other's throats. It might as well have never happened.

I wish for a silly hat.

[Shoruke]

Granted; you get that poisoned crown from Ella Enchanted. (bite me, my sister watched that movie a lot)

I wish for a nickname!

[Lyeos]

Granted, Sir Nicholas Fluffbottom, Devourer of Dirt and Savior of Hitler.

I wish someone would give me my morality alignment based on what they've seen.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Going by this thread, you're Chaotic Neutral

I wish I could listen to this serene music playlist without interruption by ads with a completely different tone.

[~Neri]

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I think you're Neutral Good, maybe even Lawful Good.. You try pretending you are worse, but you really aren't a bad person.

Granted, you get interrupted by ads without tone at all instead.

I wish for something that will be fun for me.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you're placed in a real version of Galaga! Naturally, you have no extra lives.

I wish for terror, everywhere!

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... I despise both of you. I. Fall. On. The. Evil. End. Of. The. Spectrum!

[~Neri]

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That's because. You. Aren't. Evil.

Granted, terrifying potatoes appear. They aren't all that bad after you stare at them for a minute though, and they taste pretty good. Mmmm.. Potatoes...

I wish for delicious potatoes.