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[nomoetoe]

granted? its FABULOUS so FABULOUS I decide that your power is compatible with mine and I eat you to grow more powerful.

I wish for a black cauldron.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, we throw your corpse into it in an ill-fated attempt to bring you back.

I wish I actually finished that book.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, it was Delicious but the extra fiber leaves you stuck on the toilet for weeks.

I wish for my own dynamic background music.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But you had to sell your soul for it.

Granted, you beat that dragon like a carpet while walking two kilometers to the east. Unfortunately, there was a cliff 1.9 kilometers in the same direction.

you do know that I can fly, right.

I wish to watch Kirby fight an bronze forgotten beast.

[Lyeos]

Granted, Kirby eats him, then punches your wings off. This all happened before the thing with the dragon, remember?

I wish for spiders in your house!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. There are incredibly deadly spiders in your house.

I wish for a trip to Disney Land!!!!!!!111!1one!one

[Lyeos]

Granted! It's soooooo fun! You go on all the rides! Twice! And you get a picture with all of the characters! And then you go on the rides again! And suddenly, zombies everywhere! While you're in the middle of the park! Oh no!

I wish for more Tawarochir and Kevak in this thread.

[~Neri]

Granted.

I wish for cats.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They rip the wish ban to shreds.

I wish there was no longer a wish ban, as far as Kevak is concerned.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They just keep showing up, and you can't just leave them out there, oh no. That would be terrible! So you get cat. After cat. After cat. One day you suffocate, and are found entirely eaten, with the remaining cats having to eat each other.
Granted. Kevak is no longer banned from wishing about world peace.

I wish for Source Film Maker skill.

[Tawa]

Granted. There is now a wish ban on cats for everybody.

Granted. You draw too much on the Film Maker Source and burn yourself out.

I wish for someone to comment on my personal text.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but the comment hurts your feelings!

I wish for an Undead Rights movement that actually is more for equality than certain other well-known equality movements.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Undead have now conquered the world through political correctness.

I wish people wouldn't trip over themselves to be politically correct.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Should the undead ever actually come into existence, they'll have no legal discrimination problems.
Granted, they overcompensate and bend over backwards to be offensive.

I wish for cool shades.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. An ugly pair of sunglasses are frozen to your head.

I wish for liquid nitrogen.