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[Lyeos]

Granted, you become so focused on work that you forget to eat, sleep, or drink. You die.

I wish I had amazing drawing abilities because I'd rather draw the scenes for the thing I'm planning than describe them.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You have enough skill to create detailed images of the players' deaths.

I wish I had infinite redshirts to die for me.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you have infinite dead redshirts, and as part of their contract you have to bury them yourself. Good luck.

I wish more people would start corrupting wishes up in this thread!

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however a majority of them ignore posts other people have made leading to many posts granting wishes to the wrong wish leading to a new age of wishes far worse then the reign of the banned wishes, eventually things get so bad that Toady has to lock the thread and forbids the creation of a new corrupt a wash thread.

I wish that I had friends on the other side.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, they pull you through for not holding up your end of the agreement.

Having read the book again, I REALLY wish there was a World War Z movie accurate to the book.

[Tawa]

Granted. The quality of the special effects, acting, and set design/props rivals that of Deathstalker or Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings.

I wish for a moon rake.

[Lyeos]

Granted, the moon suddenly dips down and rakes your yard for you! Unfortunately, this also means that it crashes into the planet. Way to go, dude.

I wish Worldmaster27 would type his update for reasons. 

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but they're the wrong reasons.

I wish Tawarochir wouldn't knock Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings. That version of Helm's Deep was awesome in its own right.

[Tawa]

Granted. A new series of LOTR films come out, all of which trump all other productions. I knock that one.
(That Helm's Deep sounds awesomely horrible, like Plan 9 from Outer Space.)

I wish for a Toaster Strudel. Yah.

[WillowLuman]

(Don't tempt me! I WILL link the Nostalgia Critic)

You are now cursed to be a little boy forever, breaking into people's homes to promote toaster strudel

I wish for the power of Hans Zimmer.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Musical ability does not count as a power. So, you get the powers of a normal guy.

I wish I knew what game Lyeos wants to be updated.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you know he wants every game to get an update.

I wish I could make a hint without seeming too hyper.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I still don't get it.

I wish Ethereal would post an action so that I could update the game.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
he gave you an terrible update.

I wish for to beat that dragon 2 kilometres into the east.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you beat that dragon like a carpet while walking two kilometers to the east. Unfortunately, there was a cliff 1.9 kilometers in the same direction. Bye bye!

I wish for FABULOUS manly hair.