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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. People are too busy protesting minor arguments to plant crops and tend to animals. The world starves.

I wish my internet wasn't slow.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, it's like 1991 again and EVERYONE'S internet is slow and goes DOOOWEEEOOOOWEEEE...

i wish I hadn't had to experience the hell that was Dial-up

[Lyeos]

Granted, you simply didn't have internet.

I wish for something warm and fluffy and nice.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you get Kevak's horde of foxes,they soon suffocate you with their fluffyness.

I wish my cat liked me more.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but it ends up like mine.

I wish I hadn't just made myself sad.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you are instead angry and break your hand hitting the wall.

I wish I knew what HugoLuman's cat was like.

[Lyeos]

Granted! You know that it was actually a plant.

I wish for a pew-pew blaster.

[Imperial Guardsman]

Granted, the sheer kickback of a massive heavy laser firing in a 3 round burst makes the blaster spin and fire 1 shot into your brain.

I wish for Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri 2.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You get it as a reward for donating your brain to !!SCIENCE!!

Granted. It is over-simplified for new players, and nowhere near as good as the original.

I wish Lyeos would donate his brain to me.

[JackOSpades]

granted, it's released by EA and looks like spore's civilization stage mixed with online only DRM and crash on launch Issues.

granted, he donates his brain in a jar to you, unfortunately it's also evidence in a murder case (being the victim's brain) you are now the prime suspect of.

I wish for a spore 2 not released by EA.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. AA-powered with sound and flashing lights!^^^^
Granted. You'll have to wait for his natural death.
Granted, it's released by Tryptic.

I wish for awesome food.

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My cat was stupid, but in such a way as to be very un-catly good tempered. Very talkative too. But he died suddenly early this year.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get food made from Legos.

I wish Worldmaster27 would give me an example of what he wanted me to do for that thing he PMed me about.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is released by hipsters that can't actually code but think they have the authority to criticize the graphics, gameplay, minor model-phasing bugs, slight typos, music, features, and story of the game, but have never written or even seen anything like it before.

Granted. He gives you a sword. In your head. As an example.

I wish for a Finn hat.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It comes to life and possesses your head. At least you get the proportional strength of a hat.

I wish to know how to use a sling.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are now fully aware of how to wear a sling, as you have broken your collarbone.

I wish for a fire.